Well we got a rainy day in Baltimore today. Pretty quiet week this week, so nothing

new to report on. Although I will be packing for a small vacation after I get out

of work tonight so thats something to look forward too

Gonna go to Ocean City with all those graduating seniors...hopefully I make it back

in one piece So before I head out for work...Joke time! Enjoy



One day, when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written

the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned to the class, scanned the boys and

girls, looking for the guilty face. Finding not a guilty face in the bunch, she

quickly erased the blackboard and began her class.

The next day, the teacher went into the classroom and noticed, in larger letters

this time, the word "penis" scrolled on the blackboard. Again, she looked around the

classroom in vain for the culprit, but found none. And so, the teacher erased the

blackboard and proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, the teacher went into the classroom and found the

same word written on the blackboard, each day, scrolled larger than the previous

day.

Finally, one day, the teacher walked into the classroom expecting to be greeted by

the same word on the board. Instead, she found scrolled on the blackboard:

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

And last one...

Twin sisters were turning one hundred years old and the editor of a paper told a

photographer to take pictures of these 100 year old twin buddies.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. The

photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT

DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."

So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to

focus a little," said the photographer.

Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the deaf

twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"


haha alright crew I'm outta here for a bit. I'll try to stop back in later if we're

not too busy at work or inbetween packing. You guys have a great weekend and don't

tear the place up too much while I'm gone ok?

Peace out!

Nice. Have fun @ OC. Mmmmm... eat at the Crab Shack for me.

Once again, thanks for the jokes! And have a pheasant plucking day!

Had me LOLing Great way to start my day! Thanks for the laughs!

A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, What took you so long? He smiled and then told her, Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I am sorry, because they all turned me down!!
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One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"

George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.

They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I’m ten minutes late…"

Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute… You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you’re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."

George said, "Well, that’s true – I’m superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she’s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."

"What if she’s lying on her back?"

George said, "That’s when I’m ten minutes late!"
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School is over for me! Yay! Good luck in Ocean City.

Gumby - I'll eat some crabs for ya bro, dont know where tho

Spec - marvelous job once again bro...and glad schools over for ya man, time to enjoy the summer!

Thanks to everyone for stopping in. You gave me a great note to leave on, take care