Well gang, it's time to ask yourself... "Am I ready?" on the child-raisin' portion of life!

I've known MANY people who would probably bomb this simple test, and I'm sure you know a few yourself!

Take this quick, 5-question quiz to see if you should take yourself out of the gene pool!

1. Little Jimmy comes home wih a bad report card... do you:

A: Tell him you knew he was stupid to start out with. It comes from his Mother's side!

B: Beat him soundly nightly until the grades improve.

C: Get him a private tutor, spend time studying with him and/ or he's grounded.

D: Tell him you didn't do so well in school either, mostly because genius is misunderstood... give him your college psychology books and a stack of stuff on how to invest. It'll give him a better head-start on life than 3/4s of the crap they teach in public school anyway.

E: Bribe him and/or the teachers to get him better grades.

F: Tell your spouse to deal with it.

2. Little Susie, at only 16 years old, comes home and announces she is pregnant. You:

A: Kick her slut ass out of the house.

B: Tell her she's getting an abortion. You have a coat-hanger in the closet she can borrow.

C: Tell her she'll be responsible for the baby after it's born. She'll also be leaving school to get a job. Tell her you warned her.

D: Tell her "Wow... I'm a grandpa! I wish I wasn't, but we'll deal with it."

E: Tell her she can sell the baby when it's born to a wealthy couple you know. She's NOT keeping it, unless she wants to pay for everything!

F: Tell your spouse to deal with it.

3. Your kid has taken to listening to Gangsta Rap with every obscenity in the book. Do You:

A: "You couldn't have selected ACTUAL music... it figures. stupid ass music, for stupid ass people."

B: "Turn it down, or I'm gonna "Smack MY bitch up"

C: "Turn it down, there might be children around! I can't BELIEVE you like that!"

D: "Did you borrow one of my CDs?"

E: "I hope you didn't waste good money on that crap"

F: Tell your spouse to deal with it.

4. Johnny has wrecked the car. He's okay, but the car is totalled. You:

A: Tell him he's never driving one of YOUR cars again. You KNEW you should have never given him the keys.

B: Smack him around and make him work at a crap job for one of your poker buddies to pay off your new car.

C: Tell him the insurance will cover the damages, but he'll be paying the payment increase from the accident.

D: Tell him: "Well... that was gonna be your car after graduation... so whatever insurance coughs up is yours."

E: Tell him he'll be getting a job to help pay for the new car.

F: Tell your spouse to deal with it.

5. You daughter says she wants to have her nose peirced: You tell her:

A: Yeah.. that's great. I'm sure your friends will be SO impressed with another hole in your face. It would match your acne at any rate...

B: Tell her she better get rid of that idea, or you'll make her sorry she ever thought of it.

C: Tell her about the fact that the hole will always be there, and she'll have to keep it clean for the next several weeks to prevent a painful infection. Also explain it doesn't look very professional in the working world.

D: "If ya really want to... but I still don't get the attraction. Couldn't you get a clip-on and see if you like it for awhile before?"

E: If you're going to get jewelry, try a watch. At least THAT can do something besides take up space.

F: Tell your spouse to deal with it.

ANSWERS EXPLAINED:

Total up and select the letter you answered the most. Then read on!

A: You're too emotionally aggressive to have children. Your child would end up in either years of therapy, or on a clocktower with a rifle after his messed up mind blows a gasket. When all is said and done, the little bastard will make sure to tell the media it was YOUR fault!

VERDICT: NO KIDS FOR YOU!

B: You've raised either a serial killer or a total coward who's probably a shut in... either way, the kid is WAY too screwed up to function as a productive member of society... aren't you SO proud?

VERDICT: NO KIDS FOR YOU!

C: You're a rather boring parent... but your kid will at least be well adjusted!

VERDICT: Find a nice school system. You've probably already planned the possibilites!

D: You're too weird to be a parent... oddly enough you'd probably be pretty good at it.

VERDICT: Do or Don't... either way... no big deal.

E: You're kid has learned that money makes the world go round... it'll be a nice line when he does insane amounts of drugs, exposes himself in public and tries to buy off the cop.

VERDICT: Maybe, but you'll need to get over some of your own problems first!

F: Have your spouse take this test... regardless... hopefully it's not too late to take yourself out of the gene pool... if you don't want to take care of a kid... DON'T HAVE ONE!

VERDICT: NO KIDS FOR YOU!

PS: I had a better topic for today, and I was all geared up to do it... and I thought "I'll remember what it is!" at the time... and I wish I could remember... it was really good... ... I hope it comes back..."

well i guess im gonna be a wierd parent......

im the weird parent. tied with the great parent, haha.

well now that i know my kid will believe that money makes it possible (which it does[its the american way]) prolly should take myself out of the gene pool. But its sooooooo fun. Shut up you. No f*c|< u. Up urs ****. Hmmmmm maybe i should talk to the guys in the white coats. NO WERE NOT GOING THERE. Shut up it will be better there for us.......................

Red... you okay?

WTF was that?!?

that was an interesting read.

could u imagine little baby serif's running around....gonna be a crazy world. It's crazy enough that I'm on the loose

Red - stop eating the jelly belly's bro...

LOL Ana u freak!

i dunno whats wrong with me.....i just go into some weird freak out and someone else takes control. QUITE YOU. what was that??????? i dunno if its jelly beans, cause i havent had any in a while. hmmmmmm

I've never been a big jewelry person... so my Ma actually talked ME into gettin' my ear done. Hell, I even let her do it with a potato, some alcohol and a sewing needle...

lol nah its not jelly beans, he said it himself...

Quote: "I ate paint chips as a child"

- Red02

in any case, i'll probably be a kinda boring parent, although it would be funny to tell your kid

Quote: "Turn it down, or I'm gonna "Smack MY bitch up"

lol

Quote: Originally posted by Darksamurai I've never been a big jewelry person... so my Ma actually talked ME into gettin' my ear done. Hell, I even let her do it with a potato, some alcohol and a sewing needle...

Dude. You are so lucky. As for the jewelry thing, I can't really stand the "Feminine" kind of jewelry like diamond necklaces and stuff. Body piercing jewelry is just fine for me.

I do prefer some kind of adornment, such as an understated ring and/or a necklace that isn't too glitzy (I have a nice pair of dog tags right now that I hope to keep for a VERY long time) which I wear now, seeing as how I am currently clean of any surgical stainless steel.

I tend to feel kind of naked without something around my neck or on my finger. But please, no diamonds or gold necklaces. I hate diamonds and gold. (Figures the diamond would be my birthstone, too..)

<--- Boring parent, not that I plan to have kids. Ever. Enough people are having enough to make up for me.

Quote: Originally posted by DedEye <--- Boring parent, not that I plan to have kids. Ever. Enough people are having enough to make up for me.

Right there with ya, DedEye.

Anath... I think in my case it's from when I was a kid...

I peirced ANYTHIN' besides my ear, I'd have torn it out by now... I tend to be kind of active (at least during the summer months... I used to love winter (as in, my favorite time of year).... now I just wanna be warm for awhile)

we already have enough F***ed up children on this planet maybe that will help some inbread familys decide that rather then have children in there mobile home they should save up for "psycriatric help" unstead of unleashing there retardid children on the rest of the population i think ill print this off and hand it to the ghetto children at school hopefully save my children some trouble

Air... PLEASE don't give me credit, and watch out while you're passin' those things out!

People tend to get pissed off when you tell 'em to tie their best friend in a knot 'cause they're too horrible a person to procreate!

Quote: Originally posted by Darksamurai Air... PLEASE don't give me credit, and watch out while you're passin' those things out! People tend to get pissed off when you tell 'em to tie their best friend in a knot 'cause they're too horrible a person to procreate!

Heh! I wouldn't get pissed.. I'd tell them to give me the dough for the operation.