Well, I hit MSN.com, and the topic of the day was "Ten ways to break up with someone gracefully"... So I decided to twist it out.

Peace!

TOP TEN WAYS TO BREAK UP DISGRACEFULLY!:

10. "I could love you... but you'd have become someone else."

9. "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Can I have my stuff back?"

8. "Wow... we stayed together all those years for the kids... and now that they're gone... I hate you more than ever"

7. "I've been dating other people... like both of your parents. I figured you wouldn't be so upset, I mean, I did keep it in the family!"

6. I'm... uhhh... going out for... uhh... milk... be back in a few... years.

7. Geez, didn't you get my E-mail.. I broke up with you awhile ago! What... are you gonna cry now? Look... just drop me an E-mail with all this hysterical crap and I'll look at it when I have time.

6. I sold your car... and well... your clothes... and everything else that was yours... mostly so pushing you out the door would be the next logical step.

5. (Female) You know how you like making love to me? You know how you think you rock my world? You know how I said I wasn't faking it...

I hate it, you don't, and I was. Goodbye.

4. At least you best friend knows how to do it right...

3. No, I'm sorry... I can't marry you, but if you feel you have to get married, a lot of men/women are looking for losers like you so they can stay in this country.

2. I think we should part ways... mostly 'cause you're a stupid, self-centered ass who thinks s/he is the only one who ever has anything important to say and... DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING! This is "ME" time!"

1. (Female) I've decided to move on to bigger and better things... MUCH bigger, and MUCH better.

Also: 5 ways to say "I love you" in ebonics!

1. Baby... yo my bitch!
2. I be diggin' you beeyotch!
3. You know yous is MY hoe!
4. Beeyotch, get to work!
5. Yo Hoe, put this ring on yo finger and say yes before I bitch slap you!

Who says romance is dead?

its not you its me. I dont like YOU.

brandon

i need to use number 6 some time

Now the real killer is to videotape yourself having sex with her/her sister/her mother, then email it to her/her sister/her mother/her father/her whole family.

yeah, just like in that justin timerlake video where he video tapes himself cheating on brittany.

My personal experience (depending on depth of relationship) is just to quit talking to her. If it actually is a relationship then you need to say something, but other than that you could just quit talking to her.

yeah haha, just quit talking to her......then when she asks why u havnt called or said anything tell her "o im sorry ive been really busy, o btw ive found someone else" haha (done that before)

you don't even have to tell her that. Unless she runs into you, but if you go that route you will probably avoid her for awhile.

DS, you forgot the ole' new classic..."Honey, I'm gay..."

Feral... my girlfriend told me she was gay, I'd probably ask "gay, Or just bi?" And is your girlfriend bi?... and more to the point... can she come over..."

Sometimes these things can backfire...

My worst break-up line in real life was "Well... it's been fun... well... no I guess not. Crap... what I mean is, I like you and all, but... dammit... You know what I'm sayin'!"

I wish that WASN'T a true story...

goin along with jhoop just vanish, disapear, leave her with nothing. if you live with her one night leave, take everything and vanish

Tyrone! Bro, where ya been all these years?!