Top Ten: How you PC is like the government!

Darksamurai · 15-February-03, 08:58 PM

Top Ten: How your PC is like the Government (and how the guy who wrote this slept too damn late, and was desperate for today's topic...)

1. Your computer is pretty good at war games too!

2. It has memory leaks... especially while trying to recall important information.

3. Your diagnostics may say everything is okay, but you know better!

4. Your computer has to go through several steps to get anything done too!

5. Both can perform illegal operations! Usually blacking things out (aka restarting) will "fix" things.

6. Your computer also requires heavy financing to "keep up".

7. Your operating system thrives on complicated rules nobody really understands.

8. This years operating system is tauted to be MUCH better at maintaining resources, with a slick new interface and a lot of promises that don't really happen!

9. There are hundreds of websites that offer pertinent information on problems... but you don't need it until it's already too late!

10. Bill Clinton's "Intern-al Error" caused a lot of problems too!

WDoG · 16-February-03, 04:38 PM

haha...funny stuff.......i like the INTERN-al error hahahah
gj dude
the sad fact of the matter is that, they are all true

SPECIALBLEND218 · 27-January-04, 01:23 PM

# 9 hah hah, its so true

NoSlak · 27-January-04, 03:39 PM

Lolololol

Dont Go Ds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr.mods · 28-January-04, 08:24 PM

#11. both can be taken over by outher people
#12.only good for 2 terms

Arkangyl · 28-January-04, 10:08 PM

13. both come in 'suits' (cases)
14. nither is ever fast enough
15. both usually respond to problems with fatal errors...

15-February-03, 08:58 PM		#1 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Top Ten: How you PC is like the government! Top Ten: How your PC is like the Government (and how the guy who wrote this slept too damn late, and was desperate for today's topic...) 1. Your computer is pretty good at war games too! 2. It has memory leaks... especially while trying to recall important information. 3. Your diagnostics may say everything is okay, but you know better! 4. Your computer has to go through several steps to get anything done too! 5. Both can perform illegal operations! Usually blacking things out (aka restarting) will "fix" things. 6. Your computer also requires heavy financing to "keep up". 7. Your operating system thrives on complicated rules nobody really understands. 8. This years operating system is tauted to be MUCH better at maintaining resources, with a slick new interface and a lot of promises that don't really happen! 9. There are hundreds of websites that offer pertinent information on problems... but you don't need it until it's already too late! 10. Bill Clinton's "Intern-al Error" caused a lot of problems too!

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16-February-03, 04:38 PM		#2 (permalink)
WDoG Apex Elite Tech	haha...funny stuff.......i like the INTERN-al error hahahah gj dude the sad fact of the matter is that, they are all true

27-January-04, 01:23 PM		#3 (permalink)
SPECIALBLEND218 H2'Hoe' Cooling Addict	# 9 hah hah, its so true

27-January-04, 03:39 PM		#4 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron	Lolololol Dont Go Ds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28-January-04, 08:24 PM		#5 (permalink)
mr.mods Apex Master Tech	#11. both can be taken over by outher people #12.only good for 2 terms

28-January-04, 10:08 PM		#6 (permalink)
Arkangyl Hoe-lier than Thou	13. both come in 'suits' (cases) 14. nither is ever fast enough 15. both usually respond to problems with fatal errors...