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Old 21-February-05, 11:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The top ten most beautiful women in the world...(in no particular order)

10. Elizabeth Hurley - I absolutely love the "proper" way that she looks. If any man was to select a trophy wife, this would be in every man's top three. When I look at her and hear her voice, I think of the word "sensual".

9. Salma Hayek - I don't think that I have to explain to many of you how much I think of Salma. With her Mexican heritage, hypnotizing eyes, and that voice...it's enough to stir the passions of the most celibate of priests. Her feisty attitude combined with her passionate allure is just the thing to satisfy my lust for women.

8. Anne Hathaway - The young and promising star of Gary Marshall's "The Princess Diaries" movies (and "Elle Enchanted") has that innocent "girl next door" wholesome quality that many men adore. Anne could and would be the kind of woman that would be the center of attention at any social gathering, simply from the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.

7. Alicia Silverstone - Although not much of an actor, she certainly makes up for it in looks. How can a man resist that coy smile of hers?

6. Mom - Or should I say everyone's mom? Oh, this has nothing to do with Oedipus or his dog Rex. Just that I think that all mothers out there are beautiful and should be cherished for the things that they have to put up with being a mother. Why? Don't you think that your mom is beautiful?

5. Meg Ryan - She's always had this "high school cheerleader" image about her that just made you want to hug her. Unfortunately, from what I heard, she can be a real b*tch but hey, what makes her different from every other girlfriend I've ever had?

4. Jennifer Love-Hewitt - What can I say about her that hasn't already been said? She's the kind of perky girl that will always keep you running in circles.

3. Kylie Minogue - One of the best female performers ever to grace the stage. Talent combined with sex appeal, she's going to be in my Top 10 until the day I die.

2. Sandra Bullock - I've had a crush on her ever since seeing the movie, "Love Potion #9".

1. Marisa Tomei - Wonderful laugh that makes me smile.

I know, I know...a DD post from Rob that's less than a 1,000 words! Reason is that I'm out of town this weekend and Jonny English is kind enough to post this for me.

Take care out there this week,

Rob



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Old 21-February-05, 12:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ewww, your mom? Where's Lindsey Lohan? Britney Speares? What's the meaning of this?
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Old 21-February-05, 12:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Where's Lucy Liu? Hyori?
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Old 21-February-05, 12:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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...hmm Lindsey Lohan...eh..her boobs look fake..lmao

HEY what about the olsen twins! lmfao!
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Old 21-February-05, 12:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!
and i, for the most part, agree with alot of people on the list.
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Old 21-February-05, 01:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Since my wife occasionaly checks PR i will have to say that she is my #1. But pretty good list JE, might have to change a few but still a good list.
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Old 21-February-05, 01:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!
and i, for the most part, agree with alot of people on the list.

Well that's not the problem. The problem is getting her to stay away from me.
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Old 21-February-05, 02:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Ewww, your mom? Where's Lindsey Lohan? Britney Speares? What's the meaning of this?

Britney Spears = Dirty Hoe, and not the good kind...

And thank you Rob for not putting Ashley Simpson in the mix.

Over all good list, though I do have to say that Sandra Bullock is not on my list.
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Old 21-February-05, 02:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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.... pretty good list JE....

Pay attention there Rev' - it says "Rob" three times in the post
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Old 21-February-05, 02:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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...hmm Lindsey Lohan...eh..her boobs look fake..lmao

HEY what about the olsen twins! lmfao!

nah they are real! ......don't ask me how i know that
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Old 21-February-05, 03:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You thought Ms. Hathaway was hot? I liked Ellie May myself.
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Old 21-February-05, 04:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The only woman hotter than Laetitia Casta is my own girlfriend.
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Old 21-February-05, 05:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ok..there are some pretty "Odd" choices on that list there, the one babe on that list that should be in your top spot Elizabeth Hurley IMHO

Here are my top 5, my age may be showing through a bit here though...LOL

1. Farrah Fawcett- Smokin hot back her day, she had probably one of the most famous "Posters" of all time with prominent "Pokies" proudly displayed for all to enjoy

That poster sent every male teen lookin for a bottle of hand lotion and a box of Kleenx back in the mid 70's.... Lookin realy rough these days, and I think she lost her marbles a while ago too

2. Heather Locklear- What can I say? She's a Godess! I had a hard time putting her in second place, a virtual tie for me with Farrah.
3. Bo Derek- a Perfect "10" body but not much of an actress (like that matters?)

4. Jennifer Aniston- I definately would like to be more than "Friends" with her

5. Jolene Blalock- Hands down, the hottest babe to ever apear in Star Trek

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Old 21-February-05, 06:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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thats what i get for posting during the time at work i like to call the "ohh man, i really wish my boss would leave so i can sit here and read on PR but i think i will go get a Dr pepper because i am thirsty as all get out time". but yeah.. i read it at work and did not read the salutation and was thinking "why the hell is JE calling himself Rob"... it was a long day and an even longer night before.
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Old 21-February-05, 06:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
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To whoever said Brittney Spears; she went from hot pop star to down and out Hollywood slut. Haven't seen much of her lately in the news so (hopefully for her) she's getting her clothes back on.

Lohan could go either way, honestly I think Duff is hotter on the over under but hey, I like blondes :rolleye:

Jennifer Aniston; on the list by faaaaaaaaaaaaar; whare ARE you smokin not to have her there?

Kirsten Dunst; really dont see her in much but she has a wicked nice smile and something of that innocent girl next door look.
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Old 21-February-05, 07:21 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I say Jessica Alba! She's hottttt
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Old 21-February-05, 07:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I watched a crappy TV movie on DVD (Murder on Flight 502, my mom bought it for me at the Walmart dollar rack) and dang, Farrah was hot.
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Old 21-February-05, 10:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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My top 3 in no particular order:

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Michelle Rodriguez (Hot chick from fast and furious and SWAT)
3. Brooke Burke (See below)

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Old 21-February-05, 10:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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My top three:

-The chick from the garage area at Walmart in Saint Joseph
-That fine-assed wench who works the bar at High Noon Saloon
-One of my son's high school teachers

At least I would have a shot at these girls.
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Old 22-February-05, 12:09 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Britney Speares? What's the meaning of this?

I said "top ten beautiful women of the world", not "top ten beautiful women of the trailer park".

She definately went from having that innocent but sexy "I attend an all women's college" look/attitude to the dirty and nasty "did you remember to pick up my Pall Mall's?.....the mac and cheese is ready, come and eat, damn it!" look/attitude. We can only hope that her younger sister makes wiser choices than her big sister did. It just seemed that Britney went overboard in trying to prove to everyone that she wasn't "Little Ms. Innocent" anymore.

She screwed over Justin pretty bad but you know what? Look who'se still making millions and look who wants to be the next Celine Dion doing shows in Vegas 150 nights out of the year.

I put all of these women on my list for a reason. Maybe some I could have changed, some I wouldn't change. Jennifer Aniston? She's just not that attractive to me.

Did anyone notice a pattern (with the exception of #6) with the women I selected?

Rob

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