Bleh.. who cares what they look like? Find a woman that can cook good instead. Woman get older, she get wrinkles, extra padding (which btw they never like having pointed out), etc etc. Beauty fades, now cookin', that just gets better with age.

Way to go Iat!


Rob posts a pic of the "Ultimate" fantasy babe, and all you want is someone who could pass for Mom?

Quote: Originally Posted by $SOLID$ Necro Way to go Iat! Rob posts a pic of the "Ultimate" fantasy babe, and all you want is someone who could pass for Mom?

Fantasy babe for me = woman that can cook a tripe taco. If you want to objectify women that's your thing. All women are great, I love them all. Sure I'd like to love some more than others but that's life. Just happens if she can make a good taco I'll over look a few visual blemishes.

So, just for Iater....

Top 5 Women of the Food Network:

1. Rachael Ray -- a little ethnic, a tiny bit full around the hips, but enough energy and fun in her face and eyes to drive a guy wild.

2. Giada De Laurentiis -- Relative newcomer to foodtv, still veeerrrrry attractive and I'm partial to Italian women.


3. Sara Moulton -- she's petite, blond, and well figured, plus she's the executive chef for Cooking Light magazine (among others). Only downside is that sometimes we don't want to eat light/healthy. Plus, I think she's a little vanilla personality wise.

4. Paula Dean -- Sure she's old enough to be your mother, but hey, who wouldn't enjoy someone w/30-40 years of cooking experience under her belt....

5. Julia Child -- ok, she just passed on, but boy could she could cook in the kitchen.

Sometimes the internet just doesn't carry jokes

Quote: Originally Posted by _Sexy_Pants_ Sometimes the internet just doesn't carry jokes

Aahh well, following the old creed of vaudville players:
1. Make the joke
2. Get the laugh (or not)
3. Move on.

Movin' on ----->

Quote: Originally Posted by Graaille Aahh well, following the old creed of vaudville players: 1. Make the joke 2. Get the laugh (or not) 3. Move on. Movin' on ----->

'salright. The amount of people saying "Ewwww Britney Speares" became a joke to itself

Yea, a woman's taco is a high on my list of attractions...

Quote: Originally Posted by BigAkita My top three: -The chick from the garage area at Walmart in Saint Joseph -That fine-assed wench who works the bar at High Noon Saloon -One of my son's high school teachers At least I would have a shot at these girls.

Atta' boy! Realistic goals! lol...hmmm Saint Joseph? Are you from MO?

Julia Childs is the hotness! lol

What about Angelina Jolie? Hands down the hottest woman in hollywood, although not the most wholesome. I think she won some stupid hottest woman award recently.

Quote: Originally Posted by $SOLID$ Necro Ok..there are some pretty "Odd" choices on that list there, the one babe on that list that should be in your top spot Elizabeth Hurley IMHO Here are my top 5, my age may be showing through a bit here though...LOL 1. Farrah Fawcett- Smokin hot back her day, she had probably one of the most famous "Posters" of all time with prominent "Pokies" proudly displayed for all to enjoy That poster sent every male teen lookin for a bottle of hand lotion and a box of Kleenx back in the mid 70's.... Lookin realy rough these days, and I think she lost her marbles a while ago too 2. Heather Locklear- What can I say? She's a Godess! I had a hard time putting her in second place, a virtual tie for me with Farrah. 3. Bo Derek- a Perfect "10" body but not much of an actress (like that matters?) 4. Jennifer Aniston- I definately would like to be more than "Friends" with her 5. Jolene Blalock- Hands down, the hottest babe to ever apear in Star Trek

My father went to school with Jolene Blalock and they were really good friends. I forget where but I believe it was somewhere in Leeds or something. I'll have to ask my father on the details, i just remember him telling me a long time ago.

Noone mentioned my personal favorite Carmella Decesare.

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Um, great first post, welcome to PR.