*yawn*....2 presentations and 2 finals down...only 2 more finals to go. Tell ya what tho, I'm tired as hell. Could definitely go for a lil nap midway through the day lol. Ah well at least the weekends right around the corner.

Anyone see Blade Trinity yet?

Moving on...Joke time! Theres been a ton of variants to this lil list...so here's another version sent to me from a friend. We'll honor her by posting it. Enjoy


TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK

What high-tech lingo becomes once it goes north of the
Oregon-California border.

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.

LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.

DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk

MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood

FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time

PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside

SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season

BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do

MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag

MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs

MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn

MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks

MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.


Alright crew time to study...you should do the same Or not lol