Ahhh another Friday, how great is that. And it's actually not raining over here! Hope you guys got some fun stuffed planned for the weekend. Not sure what's going on over here yet, I know we have a birthday party to celebrate tho!

A couple of radio stations have been playing some Christmas tunes, so thats definitely good.

Moving on...Joke time! A lil collection of one-liners for this friday, enjoy



Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. (FAVORITE)

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Who stopped payment on my reality check?

When there's a will, I want to be in it

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once. (FAVORITE)

My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. (FAVORITE)

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. (FAVORITE)

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Death is hereditary.


and last one....

Assassins do it from behind. (FAVORITE)


hehe have a good weekend ppls!

Good stuff IS

A good friend visits you in jail
A better friend posts your bail
A best friend is in jail next to you saying "That was FREAKING AWESOME!"

Thanks for the smiles...

If smiles costed a nickel, you'd be rich.