Man...talk about lazyness....I so just rolled out of bed It's a great feeling not having to go to school or work in the morning lol

Anyways got a lil Turkey Day joke here. It's a bit on the adult oriented side....so step into your mature shoes for like 20 secs

Enjoy guys!


Things you can say at Thanksgiving and not get slap


"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"


Happy Thanksgiving everyone, I hope you guys enjoy your day

Printed and stuffed in my pocket...

Spectrum! Morning bro!

Hows things goin over there in good'ol Ohi-hoe

U just wake up too? lol

Yep, just woke up. It's been snowing here. Hasn't accumulated though.

Hey IS,

You forgot this one....

"Happy Thanksgiving Day, honey........Gobble, gobble"

Thanks for the list!

Rob