Ah another Tuesday. It's almost Turkey Time Speaking of which...please tell me that my area isn't the only place that has Santa already out at the malls.

Is it me, or does it seem like he appears earlier every year. It's going to be to the point where he's at the mall the day after Halloween! This is crazy...

Oh well, moving on...Joke time! Enjoy


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Enjoy your tuesday everyone

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Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif Ah another Tuesday. It's almost Turkey Time Speaking of which...please tell me that my area isn't the only place that has Santa already out at the malls. Is it me, or does it seem like he appears earlier every year. It's going to be to the point where he's at the mall the day after Halloween! This is crazy...

I wasn't there to see it with my own eyes, but a friend of mine went to the local mall for the Spencer's Gifts Halloween clearance the day after Halloween and he said old St. Nick was in the middle of the mall. I went that weekend because I figured he was screwing with me, but sure enough, Santa and his elf were there for the kiddies.

One of these dayz every day will be christmas I looked at a house that has holloween stuff and chrismas stuff out together for decerations aint that nuts!!!!

Ugh I know, earlier last week I saw Santa at 3 different malls lol. They're not wasting any time this year eh.

Speaking of decorations, I was driving through a neighborhood in the begining of the month, and I saw a family taking down their Halloween Decorations and putting up Christmas Decorations and lights at the same time lol.

But to see a house with Halloween and Christmas decorations together...is just...retarded