Wooo finally friday! *sigh of relief* It sucks that its raining outside though, not like I can go out and enjoy it...stuck at work today like the rest of ya's

Anyways, hope you guys have a good weekend lined up. Not sure whats agenda yet, but I'm sure something'll come up lol. But I definitely see me working on a paper and getting some gaming time in

Time to get us pumped up for the weekend...Joke time!


colonoscopy


A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not ###."

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there.


Hmmm...not what I wanna be thinking about on a friday lol. Have a good one guys

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there.
LMAO, good one ironserif

LOL @ 12! W00t for Friday and NFSU:2 that I am about to play...

Quote: 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

that ones my fav.

Quote: Originally Posted by Zer0s that ones my fav.

Seconded, it is great.

Quote: Originally Posted by emptythought Quote: Originally Posted by Zer0s that ones my fav. Seconded, it is great.

Thirdeded, lmfao.

Quote: Originally Posted by TekXoID Thirdeded, lmfao.

forth-ed....nah doesnt have any pinach to it...very good none the less.