So for all you people playing Halo 2, don't forget to go outside and see that thing they call the sun, I heard its pretty neat

Hehe wanna hear something funny? We had a test in my Computer Security class yesterday, and our class average was like 64%. Way below our usual class average on tests. It was so bad that he is making us retake it this Monday. Good stuff eh

Other than t hat, hows everyone elses semester/work days coming along? Good I hope!

Moving on...Joke time! This one's pretty awesome

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Have a good day guys

Great one, Iron!

Also, I had to laugh at "flame retardant" getting censored. It's always funny when innocent words get blocked.

Censored: "I got two new puppies, a ****zu and a ****er spaniel"
Okay: "Rot in hell, you bitch-ass whore!"

By the way, good luck with your test retake!

LOL...that is hillarious.
About the censor...um...well..yeah, it actually took me a couple of secs to figure out what got censored (does that count as irony?)

HA!
Now that's funny

And very believable too.

Quote: Originally Posted by FunkyFresh Great one, Iron! Also, I had to laugh at "flame retardant" getting censored. It's always funny when innocent words get blocked. Censored: "I got two new puppies, a ****zu and a ****er spaniel" Okay: "Rot in hell, you bitch-ass whore!" By the way, good luck with your test retake!

haha way to test out the censor system man

Thanks! This time we actually get some time to study, and not just a day lol. It should all be better the second time around...and if not....Halo 2 will make it better

Quote: Originally Posted by droeblek9 LOL...that is hillarious. About the censor...um...well..yeah, it actually took me a couple of secs to figure out what got censored (does that count as irony?)

lol just don't get confused to the point where you're going to bang your head against the desk. 9/10 times it doesnt help

Haha, my dad has a BMW 7 series, LOL. But Crown Vics aren't that bad man, my friend has one and I'm about to sell my Protege and get a police interceptor.

Why does my cavalier have a corvette steering wheel?

Damn corvettes.

great fun iron!!!