Well flu season is here and flu shots are a scarce as stock clocks at Camp Zennzzo...
Wouldn't ya know it, the camp is all laid up...Hopefully for just a short time, and things
will be back up and running...from the right places...

Here is some filler, things that made me smile and hurt all at the same time...

WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS?


A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one
of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in
his head.

The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy and follow my instructions.

First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.

The rednecks voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now
what?"


and another...

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic
gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him
and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do,
don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"

The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the American and
the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of
a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbed the American and wrapped him up
in the dreaded pretzel hold.

A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd, and the trainer buried his
face in his hands -- he knew all was lost. He couldn't even watch the ending.
Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his
eye just in time to watch the Russian flying up in the air.

The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American collapsed on top
of him, making the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the American wrestler alone,
he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it
before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that
hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles
right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of
strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."

"So," the trainer exclaimed, "that finished him off, did it?"

"No, " said the wrestler, "but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you
bite your own testicles!"

That'll have to hold ya over for now...I'm gonin back to bed...Zennz

lmfao!!! I like the redneck one that sounds like something that would actually happen here in FL....

Sorry to hear you are ill, but atleast now I know I'm not the only one. Hope you get well soon.

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LMAO...D@mn man, laughed so hard at that last one i think i just pulled one of my stitches

Hope you feel better soon (i highly recommend a steady supply of Hot Toddys...they will cure what ails you)

o man i thought this was some creative title for one of those threads by wowing by discussing stuff only you understand but none the less it was a good laugh

that second one is killing me

Quote: Originally Posted by Sum_12_fear o man i thought this was some creative title for one of those threads by wowing by discussing stuff only you understand but none the less it was a good laugh

I'ma try to be a little more thurough and brake it down a bit more, I keep forgetting that I might be losing folks in all my excitment...

Those were pretty good Zennz.

Hope you start feeling better man, going through the same thing here.

Is it just me or does Zennz's Avatar look sorta like a Transformer? After looking a little closer i realized what it was (his new block), but still....

Just use Nyquil, and slip into the green coma.

Quote: Originally Posted by Slider Just use Nyquil, and slip into the green coma.

The comforts of indoor plumbing...
I am so glad I don't live back in the day where ya had to go to the back 40 to take care of business...
It was alot more comfortable in the half filled tub...ped-o-therm...left foot hot , right foot cold, and the porcilin was not too many steps to make it...
Do they sell nyquil by the 5th? COMA sounds OK...Hibernation perhaps?
Anybody else become antisocial, with homocidal tendencies when they ain't up to snuff?
No wonder the warden slides me a pitcher of tea, and bails...

Quote: Originally Posted by ZENNZZO ...Anybody else become antisocial, with homocidal tendencies when they ain't up to snuff? No wonder the warden slides me a pitcher of tea, and bails...

I'm definitely guilty of that, and i seek comfort in "The nightime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, acheing, Why Did I Wake UP On The Kitchen Floor?", medicine.
If you couple that wih liberal doses of Hot Toddys, you WILL achieve something that approaches a comatose state

Sign of good story..you don't see the punchline coming

Talk about biting the big one!

And a Speedy recovery to ya Zenn!

Good stuff

Just get better soon man, load up on meds lol

I laughes so hard at the first one that the deaf guy who sits in front of me asked my what was so funny...


You made me feel better ZENZ...hope you're feeling better too...go download Bill Cosby's "Himself" and watch it...you'll laugh your ass off