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| So lemme tell ya'll how my week's been going so far: Earlier this week when windows was loading, I got an error saying that userinit.exe would not load. Wonderful. So after playing around in the windows recovery console, and trying to replace userinit.exe and what not, I finally get windows up and running. And then when things are looking up, everytime I touched my keyboard windows would freeze. Wonderful. I tried swapping out 2 different keyboards and still the same problem. So after a few hours of messing around with that, I attempt to reinstally windows. But guess what? I can't do it cause when I'm asked to pop in the CD key, my computer freezes. Knew that was gonna happen. So anyways to make a long story short, I've been in the process of buying a new HD, loading windows on it along with the rest of my apps. Brought my rig to work today and I'm gonna try to backup and transfer the junk offa my old HD and format that baby. This couldn't have come at a worse time lol. I got 2 tests, a group project to work on, a visual basic.net project to work on, and a 15 page papger due all within a week and a half lol! Ever see Iron get drunk and go crazy at the same time??? | ||
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| Ah well all I can do is complain while I try to make that extra hour in the day happen. In the meantime....Joke time! Got some blonde jokes lined up for ya....but wait! These are actually....Brunette jokes?? Hmm... WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? Brown-bagging it. WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it. WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible. WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? "Has the blonde left yet? " WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES? Brunettes, they had nothing better to do while sitting at home on Friday or Saturday nights Alright guys, while I bang my head against the wall hope you guys have a great day ![]() | ||
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Reminds of another joke I've heard.... What's a blonde's mating call? I'm soooo drunk! What's an ugly blonde's mating call? I said, I'm soooo drunk! Sorry to hear about your HD troubles, bro. Here's to hoping that your day goes better, IS. Rob | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Hehe thanks man, I'm slowly chugging along | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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