Ahh sorry for not being able to post a Joke of the Day yesterday crew...I was having some login problems I Didn't know what was going on...I was gonna bang my head against the wall lol. But now it looks like everythings kosher.

Here's a joke that would have been posted in yesterdays spot!


A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How
did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"

Well since it's Halloween Weekend...time to post some quick Halloween funnies

Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have.
The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred) "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,

"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...


What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

Hehe these next two are just great...


Three vampires walk into a blood bar. The first two order 2 glasses of blood and the third one orders a glass of boiling water.
The bartender thinks that it's kind of weird, but doesn't say anything -- he just gives them their drinks.

The next day, the three vampires walk into the bar and order the same thing, two glasses of blood and a glass of boiling water.

The bartender still thinks it's weird but doesn't say anything, he doesn't want to be that vampire's next victim.

But when it happened on the third day, the bartender couldn't help but ask why. . . "Okay, I know that the three of you are vampires, so why do you two order glasses of blood but you always get a glass of boiling water?"

The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I like to make tea!"

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: First you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun replies "That's okay, my name's Joe and this is just my Halloween costume!"


ALright crew I'm out for a bit. Gotta hold down the fort for a bit. Have a great day and a fun yet safe Halloween weekend

OMG! That "tea" joke was disgusting...............I love it!

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite...

*groan*

As for that tea one, that was sick.
But I couldn't stop laughing.

Nice haul of jokes

W00t for Friday!

I feel so violated

It feels so wrong to laugh at that yet i keep doing it.

The nun one was fooking hysterical I'ma tell that to my co-workers tomorrow morning.