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22-October-04, 11:27 AM
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| Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!  Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Baltimore, Maryland
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     |  Joke of the Day: 10-22-04 Ahhh it's finally friday, how cool is that. Halloween is right around the corner...hope ya'll got your costumes ready  No matter if it's a Porta Potty or a Tampon Dispenser....just have a costume!Well to get us ready for the weekend, it's joke time! Enjoy  Signs That You're Broke At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. Long distance companies don't call you to switch. You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice. McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
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22-October-04, 11:27 AM
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|  Warning Signs That You Need A New Life Your job requires you to wear a paper hat. You consider professional wrestling a sport. You know all the words to the Brady Bunch theme. You don't buy National Enquirer at the checkout.... you subscribe. You get unnecessary haircuts, just to have someone run their fingers through your hair. You believe Oswald acted alone, except for the aliens behind the grassy knoll. The first four digits of your girl/boyfriend's phone number are 1-900. You really DO read Playboy/Playgirl for the articles. You play the accordion.
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22-October-04, 11:28 AM
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| Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Baltimore, Maryland
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| Random Thoughts I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines! All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots. A good pun is it's own reword. Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! Thats it guys, have a good weekend 
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22-October-04, 01:20 PM
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| N-Hoe-yd  Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: C-Hoe-Nnecticut
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| [quote= Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! [/QUOTE] LMAO... Nice one.
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