Well all of you Red Sox fans should be rejoycing and partying like it's 1999 Oh yeah, that football team of yours isn't doing too bad either lol


Moving on...JOke time


Why Men Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ### and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you #######.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.


Man, how true are all of those lol. Have a good one crew

lol ya those are pretty good. i had a girlfriend once were i had to avoid tellin her i was going to the gym. because if she asked, what did you do this afteroon, and i said went to the gym. she would be like omg you think your all that all you talk about is working out. women....well most of them. hehe

Quote: Originally Posted by Spc. Forces Bob lol ya those are pretty good. i had a girlfriend once were i had to avoid tellin her i was going to the gym. because if she asked, what did you do this afteroon, and i said went to the gym. she would be like omg you think your all that all you talk about is working out. women....well most of them. hehe

lol I know what ya mean man....it got to the point where I just told her I was going to deal drugs