Joke of the Day: 10-19-04

IronSerif · 19-October-04, 11:30 AM

BRB...Breakfast is here

Ok now thats better. Nothing really new/interesting to report on...Boston's still alive in the ALCS, so hooray for all you red sox fans and hooray beer

And now, Joke time! Enjoy

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

OOoh thats gotta suck.

Alright crew, go be productive and have a good day

Monsignor Funkibut · 19-October-04, 12:32 PM

Then the CIA guy goes "Well, we see now youre over-qualified for our position. However the Republican National Committee has an opening..."

-MF

P.S. Oh please! Tell the joke with EITHER political party.

AltoNova1 · 19-October-04, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronSerif


	"You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

OMG, that was so unexpected. Nice joke dude

jansson44 · 19-October-04, 01:19 PM

LOL!!!!That was good!! Nice joke IronSerif!!

emptythought · 24-October-04, 11:47 PM

LMAO, thats the best one i've heard all day.. and i've heard some good ones.

gorked · 25-October-04, 12:41 AM

Dude, that's evil. Funny, but evil. o_o

19-October-04, 11:30 AM		#1 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	Joke of the Day: 10-19-04 BRB...Breakfast is here Ok now thats better. Nothing really new/interesting to report on...Boston's still alive in the ALCS, so hooray for all you red sox fans and hooray beer And now, Joke time! Enjoy The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." OOoh thats gotta suck. Alright crew, go be productive and have a good day

19-October-04, 12:32 PM		#2 (permalink)
Monsignor Funkibut Master VB Pr'hoe'grammer	Wait for it.............. Then the CIA guy goes "Well, we see now youre over-qualified for our position. However the Republican National Committee has an opening..." -MF P.S. Oh please! Tell the joke with EITHER political party.

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19-October-04, 01:19 PM		#4 (permalink)
jansson44 Apex Techie II	LOL!!!!That was good!! Nice joke IronSerif!!

24-October-04, 11:47 PM		#5 (permalink)
emptythought Apex Techie Lite	LMAO, thats the best one i've heard all day.. and i've heard some good ones.

25-October-04, 12:41 AM		#6 (permalink)
gorked Apex Tech Demi-God	Dude, that's evil. Funny, but evil. o_o