I know I should be pumped up cause it's friday and the weekend is here...but man I'm tired as anything.

Sorry I missed the joke of the day yesterday guys, we had a big'ol job fair up at school yesterday and that took all of the morning and afternoon.

Anyways, while I slowly plow through work, and hopefully stay awake..here's some jokes!



Are computers males or females? You decide.

TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE:

5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've
established a network connection.
3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more
than they have to and they won't think of it on their own.
2. They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded
in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested
so much in the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an
under powered system.
1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you
have their attention.

FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE:

5. No one but their creator understands their logic.
4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to
tell you."
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Yeah it's friday, but we all gotta get through the work day. So what better to help us then some lines of motivation:


If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

It's only unethical if you get caught.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals! (We suck less!)

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality"

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity

A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed - try management.

At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

This can't go on for ever, even the Third Reich only lasted 12 years

Never quit until you have another job.

TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.


Have a good weekend guys !

W00t! I got a long weekend too, thursday of for Central Ohio Teacher's Appreciation Day and today for Fair Day. W00t!

Haha, I especially like the second one. Lots of truths in there.

Nice list!! HAHAHA

My boyfriend liked that one !!I think its still hard to tell if is is male of female.