Joke of the Day: 06-11-04

IronSerif · 11-June-04, 10:50 AM

A rainy Friday

And the Orioles lost last night...that's like a double whammy.

Only thing that can brighten things up is spending money...and...a joke!

A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that sound is driving me nuts!"

The blind man replies, "If you would've put rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut it!"

Spectrum · 11-June-04, 10:53 AM

It's funny, because its true!

SPECIALBLEND218 · 11-June-04, 11:57 AM

lol, Nice one

11-June-04, 10:50 AM		#1 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	Joke of the Day: 06-11-04 A rainy Friday And the Orioles lost last night...that's like a double whammy. Only thing that can brighten things up is spending money...and...a joke! A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that sound is driving me nuts!" The blind man replies, "If you would've put rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut it!"

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11-June-04, 10:53 AM		#2 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	It's funny, because its true!

11-June-04, 11:57 AM		#3 (permalink)
SPECIALBLEND218 H2'Hoe' Cooling Addict	lol, Nice one