Ahh Wednesday...so much closer to the weekend than Monday

Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed by Hallmark



Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy.
I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say "Get well soon"...but I know it's incurable.

My tire was thumping....I thought it was flat....when I looked at the tire....I found your cat... Sorry!

You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends....here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one... of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be...Don't fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me.

You totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry

So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife.

There's always room for a quickie


Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?





She kept throwing away the 'W's

lol, i loved the hallmark ones. those were totally awesome. i just wish there were more