Well back to monday again...I know..Blah!

Been real busy today at work....so got some quickies for today!


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.



A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."


And the last one for today...

Did you hear that Disney is putting out a new pirate movie?

The only problem is that it's rated AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!

I know it kind of kills the joke but please.... can someone explain the second one? It seems like the sort of joke I'd enjoy

Quote: Originally Posted by _Sexy_Pants_ I know it kind of kills the joke but please.... can someone explain the second one? It seems like the sort of joke I'd enjoy

""It's very simple. You're two tents.""
= It's very simple. You're to tense."

HAHA! It's funny because I didn't get it under Iateronmly explained it!

er.... maybe if I had it verbally delivered. By someone with a lisp.

haha don't kill yourself over it bro

I gave it a test run on my parents. My mom thought it was funny. You win this time, Serif!

lol!

Use the third joke...that one's a killer

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif lol! Use the third joke...that one's a killer

I know, I was put in a murderous rage just from reading it!