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| I don't know about you guys, but it rained all day today over here....very horrible ![]() Oh well at least it's the weekend. Too bad monday is right around the corner again. Nothing new or exciting to report on. Going to be a short funnies section tonight..gotta head to bed soon ![]() Time for the funnies, Enjoy ![]() And on a side note...Having sex with a hen could lead to bad news. | ||
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| This one is for all of you destructive type people out there... Check out this site to view some short clips of what would happen when you use a computer as the primary target to a potatoe cannon. Don't stand in the way of that thing. Here's something that will just completely boggle your mind... Use different items to...Grow the ball! Can't go a week without having something bizzare/crazy/obscene/lame on ebay.... A guy sells his opinion | ||
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| Time for a quick lil game...although you could be playing this one for awhile... If you liked that Whack-a-mole game than play Tontie! Should have just named it whack-a-tontie if you ask me And if you're still bored.... You can play Crypt Raider! last minute update on the games... I just saw this posted some where...you guys HAVE to check it out... You need to play Teletubbie Land Don't forget to click the bunny on the left side ![]() | ||
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| Personal Ad Definitions: CODE WORD................MEANS 40-ish...................48 Adventurer...............Has had more partners than you ever will Affectionate.............Possessive Artist...................Unreliable Beautiful................Pathological liar Commitment-minded........Pick out curtains, now! Communication-important..Just try to get a word in edgewise Contagious Smile.........Bring your penicillin Educated.................College dropout Emotionally Secure.......Medicated Employed.................Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home Enjoys art and opera.....Snob Enjoys Nature............Bring your own granola Feminist.................A Ball buster Financially Secure.......One paycheck from the street Free spirit..............Substance abuser Friendship first ........Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun......................Annoying Gentle...................Comatose Good Listener............Hard to pull a word from her Humorous.................Caustic Intuitive................Your opinion doesn't count In Transition............Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills Light drinker............Lush Looks younger............If viewed from far away in bad light Loves Travel.............If you're paying Loves Animals............Cat lady New-Age..................All body hair, all the time Non-traditional..........Ex-husband lives in the basement Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded..............Desperate Outgoing.................Loud Professional.............Bitchy Reliable.................Frumpy Romantic.................Looks better by candle light Self-employed............Jobless Special..................Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows Spiritual................Involved with a cult Stable...................Boring Tan......................Wrinkled Wants Soulmate...........One step away from stalking Widow....................Nagged first husband to death Redhead..................Used Clairol | ||
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| Hunting Trip A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Finally, the uncle decided to give them a real treat. "Why don't you grab a gun, take my prized hunting dogs, and go have some fun shooting?" This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail. After a few hours, the nephew returned. "How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle. "It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?" | ||
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| Well I'm exhausted...so i'm off to bed for one night... Hopefully I'll get some jokes posted throughout the week to help the slow work days go by a lil bit faster...Especially this week. Have a feeling this week is gonna be Llllloooonnngggggg But until then if you need to waste another 5-10 mins of your life...then play this game and try to spot the differences! | ||
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