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Old 06-June-04, 01:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Funnies: Week of 06-06-04

I don't know about you guys, but it rained all day today over here....very horrible

Oh well at least it's the weekend. Too bad monday is right around the corner again. Nothing new or exciting to report on. Going to be a short funnies section tonight..gotta head to bed soon

Time for the funnies, Enjoy

And on a side note...Having sex with a hen could lead to bad news.
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Old 06-June-04, 01:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Talking Misc. Stuff:

This one is for all of you destructive type people out there...

Check out this site to view some short clips of what would happen when you use a computer as the primary target to a potatoe cannon.

Don't stand in the way of that thing.


Here's something that will just completely boggle your mind...

Use different items to...Grow the ball!


Can't go a week without having something bizzare/crazy/obscene/lame on ebay....

A guy sells his opinion
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Old 06-June-04, 01:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Time for a quick lil game...although you could be playing this one for awhile...

If you liked that Whack-a-mole game than play Tontie! Should have just named it whack-a-tontie if you ask me


And if you're still bored....

You can play Crypt Raider!


last minute update on the games... I just saw this posted some where...you guys HAVE to check it out...

You need to play Teletubbie Land

Don't forget to click the bunny on the left side
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Old 06-June-04, 01:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Personal Ad Definitions:

CODE WORD................MEANS

40-ish...................48

Adventurer...............Has had more partners than you ever will

Affectionate.............Possessive

Artist...................Unreliable

Beautiful................Pathological liar

Commitment-minded........Pick out curtains, now!

Communication-important..Just try to get a word in edgewise

Contagious Smile.........Bring your penicillin

Educated.................College dropout

Emotionally Secure.......Medicated

Employed.................Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

Enjoys art and opera.....Snob

Enjoys Nature............Bring your own granola

Feminist.................A Ball buster

Financially Secure.......One paycheck from the street

Free spirit..............Substance abuser

Friendship first ........Trying to live down reputation as slut

Fun......................Annoying

Gentle...................Comatose

Good Listener............Hard to pull a word from her

Humorous.................Caustic

Intuitive................Your opinion doesn't count

In Transition............Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills

Light drinker............Lush

Looks younger............If viewed from far away in bad light

Loves Travel.............If you're paying

Loves Animals............Cat lady

New-Age..................All body hair, all the time

Non-traditional..........Ex-husband lives in the basement

Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only

Open-minded..............Desperate

Outgoing.................Loud

Professional.............Bitchy

Reliable.................Frumpy

Romantic.................Looks better by candle light

Self-employed............Jobless

Special..................Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows

Spiritual................Involved with a cult

Stable...................Boring

Tan......................Wrinkled

Wants Soulmate...........One step away from stalking

Widow....................Nagged first husband to death

Redhead..................Used Clairol
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Old 06-June-04, 01:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hunting Trip

A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.

Finally, the uncle decided to give them a real treat. "Why don't you grab a gun, take my prized hunting dogs, and go have some fun shooting?" This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail.

After a few hours, the nephew returned.

"How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.

"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"
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Old 06-June-04, 01:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Well I'm exhausted...so i'm off to bed for one night...

Hopefully I'll get some jokes posted throughout the week to help the slow work days go by a lil bit faster...Especially this week. Have a feeling this week is gonna be Llllloooonnngggggg

But until then if you need to waste another 5-10 mins of your life...then play this game and try to spot the differences!
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Old 06-June-04, 02:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"

after hearing that i was stunned
my jaw dropped in laughter
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Old 06-June-04, 06:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ROFL! I think I just woke my parents up!
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