This is round fourteen of sixteen in the PimpRig World Championship Caption Competition. Points are awarded down to eighth place, and those points are carried forward into future rounds, the eventual champion will be crowned some time around July...

The eventual winner will get a token prize, & I'm also hoping for a sig for the winner & second & third place finishers - you can check out the progress on that here



The results from the last round:

10 points for first place: jedco2
" Even as she leaned in for that first kiss, fluffy wondered if it would even be scientifically possible to consummate their new love. What would people say? What would people think? And just where does a tortoise keep his wang?"

8 points for second place: putwig
" The young rabbit was shocked, and just a little intrigued, at the reptiles interest in her "fine piece of tail"."

6 points for third place: AntiM
" Solid-Necro and j-dogg square off for another round of PR benchmark competition."

5 points for fourth place: kornmart
" Bunny: Hey! You're not pooping in that water, are you?
Turtle: Yeah, why?
Bunny: DAMNIT! I was just drinking out of there!";

4 points for fifth place: Im_gumby
" Turtle: ...and the weirdest thing of all... they used the sock for something other than wearing on their feet!?

3 points for sixth place: Miststlkr
" Rabbit: It's HOW big?!" ;

2 points for seventh place: _Sexy_Pants_
" Far be it from me to mock you, Mr. Rabbit. I've hooked up with much worse ";

1 point for eighth place: hawklen
" Turtle: Ya dood, I was like, "Yo, biatch, once you go turtle, ya never go back"
Rabbit: Fo' rizzle?
Turtle: Ya man, fo' rizzle my nizzle.";




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The championship position so far:

1: Im_gumby: 67 points, 1 win;
2: AntiM: 55 points, 2 wins;
3: Ducati748r: 39 points, 2 wins;
4: Pimp_joose: 32 points, 1 win;
5: Godfoot: 27 points, 1 win;
6: Foehammer: 27 points;
7: KayinStorm: 22 points, 1 win;
8: Putwig: 21 points;
9: Anathema: 18 points, 1 win;
10: Hurt Me Plenty: 17 points;
11: Lokie: 16 points;
12: FeRaL: 13 points;
=13: Miststlkr, ZENNZZO: 11 points;
=15: droeblek9, Fu3lman, jedco2, Slickcam: 10 points & 1 win each;
19: Hawklen: 10 points;
=20: Darksamurai, j-dogg: 9 points each;
=22: FunkyFresh, Jonny English: 8 points each;
=24: lAnonymousl, Leandra: 6 points each;
=26: Arkangyl, Chrome_Rust, Fantazmic2, kornmart: 5 points each;
30: Tombozo: 4 points;
31: Cheshiredemon: 3 points;
=32: benjaminrhs666, _Sexy_Pants_, TiZakit: 2 points each;
=35: Krostillian, Slider: 1 point each


With a further 30 points available, only AntiM or Ducati748r can possibly knock Im_gumby off the # 1 spot.

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Onto this weeks' pic. As usual, post a short, witty caption for the pic below (no vulgarity {why do I bother saying that each time?} or profanity). You can enter as many times as you like, but only your "best" entry will count.

Rule Change: Please put all your entries in one post - I'm having to do way too much copying & pasting.

The pic:







This round will close on the 10th of June, and the results & next round will appear on the 24th of June.

Edit - CLOSED

BigAkita will be judging this round

"Look, a bear!"

"Well, waddya know...the pope really is Catholic."

Edit: I know I have zero chance of winning as this is my first entry, but the quote is the first thing that popped into my mind.

whats the score?

5 -5

Who's winning?

Quote: Originally Posted by mtmanrob but the quote is the first thing that popped into my mind.

Or more correctly, pooped into your mind.

Face: "For Bog's sake BA, can't you leave Murdoch's ass alone for 5 minutes? We're supposed to be on a stakeout here"

Quote: Originally Posted by Hasnath whats the score? 5 -5 Who's winning?

Allow me to break off a bit of Seuss style for ya...

Read the whole post by JE, and you will see, the current leader is me.

1: Murdoch: I do believe this is California Red
BA: What chu talkin bout fool? This is good ol' Columbian
Face: Ah shucks, you mean this isn't a Forscythia?

2: Murdoch: I wouldn't have believed it, but I guess it is possible for a bunny and a
turtle to consumate their love.
BA: Dammmn, that is just wrong
Face: If that kind of loving is wrong, I don't want to be right.

3: Murdoch: Y'all remember when Eddie Murphy was funny?
Face: He used to be a comedian, didn't he?
BA: Hey boy. Hey boy! You looking mighty cute in those jeans...

4: Face: *whispering* BA, did you hear something?
BA: Dear GOD what is that smell?!?
Murdoch: *thinking to himself* Who knew pickled herring would make a smell like
that?

5: Murdoch: "The Black Gate of Mordor... Master says show him the way into Mordor, so
good Sméagol does, master says so."
BA: That's it, I'm sick of playing Lord of the Rings. I'm out.
Face: C'mon, let's go play Harry Potter.

6: Murdoch: What would the Duke boys do in a situation like this?
BA: You bring up Enos one more time and I swear...
Face: I have better hair than Bo, and I'm twice as pretty... why don't the chicks go for
me?

7: Face: Hey BA, d'ya ever see the movie Scanners?
BA: *Concentrating REAL hard*
Murdoch: Hmmm, I feel a migrane comming on.

8: Murdoch: How many captions do you think Gumby can come up with this time?
BA: Don't make me smack you fool, just watch the man work.
Face: And his rhymes are sublime... We are in the presence of a master at work.

(sorry, couldn't resist that last one )

9: Murdoch: I wonder what I would look like as a Japanese cartoon character?
BA: Fool, you would have to be all shiney, and your boots would have to be a whole
lot cooler, like robot boots. And blue hair, you gotta have blue hair.
Face: Then they would put you in space and have you fly around in cool poses...

10: Murdoch: Ya suppose I could mod my box to keep my hampster Lemmiwinks in it?
BA: You're gonna fry him, the case is too small and hot.
Face: I remember back in Thailand on R&R we had fun with hampsters being put
in small hot boxes, but that's a different story.

Quote: Originally Posted by Im_gumby Allow me to break off a bit of Seuss style for ya... Read the whole post by JE, and you will see, the current leader is me.

Scansion's wrong ... not enough syllables. Off the top of my head, Dr Seuss would be more like:

Read the whole post by JE,
Read it well and you will see:
The one that's in the lead is me


edit: oops - posted a dictionary flame with typos in it


btw, I'm sure Hasnath's post was an entry, not a question

Quote: Originally Posted by Jonny English btw, I'm sure Hasnath's post was an entry, not a question

I guess you are right
I reread it and can see
it wasn't just a question
posed by a noobie.



I think I'm channel the good doctor all day for the fun of it.

The boys from Camp Zennzzo sneak out of their "basket weaving a miniATX case" class and sneak over to Camp Wattahoe to try and get a peak into the girls showers.

Murdoch: Is that Leandra in a PR thong?
Face: Yawn
BA: ZZZZZZZZZ

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM Murdoch: Is that Leandra in a PR thong? Face: Yawn BA: ZZZZZZZZZ

Face yawning, BA nappin?
If they were looking at Leandra in a thong,
how could that happen?

ouch! that was pretty harsh there AntiM.......... but funny as hell.

Hey Jonny, who is judging this round? Since I can no longer win I would be happy to be the last guest judge if you need one.

Why doesn't this campground have seperate "bathroom bushes?"


#2
Murdoch: Hey, what has that kid got over there?
BA: UUUUGHH, Looks like that foo has a premod!!!
Face: Somebody needs to get him a dremel, some acrylic, and a subscription to airbrush action magazine.

#3
Murdoch: "So that is what those guys that play R4GN4R0K look like!"
B.A.: " I'm going to open up a can of whoopass on the next guy that posts on Pimprig!"

"mom is totally gonna ground our asses for climbing over her azaleas"

(coming from in front of them)..."we are the Knights who say.......NEE!!!"

"why the @#$% do we always have to save Charlie, and another thing, who the #$@# is CHARLIE?!?!"

"hey, were totally crapping on this thread"

"whats wrong Mr. T, you look positively disguested at the site of naked white women"



my post is most tight
you cannot deny it
its a hell of a sight
too bad i cant rhyme

In order to hunt the Koala bear they had to be the Koala bear, even if it meant eating eucalyptus

(I got nothing)

Quote: Originally Posted by Vada Fae Why doesn't this campground have seperate "bathroom bushes?"

Bathroom bushes, outhouse tree
this post was so funny,
I had to slap my knee.

Quote: Originally Posted by Im_gumby Face yawning, BA nappin? If they were looking at Leandra in a thong, how could that happen?

Well, after the "Lord of the Dance" incident, I promised not to pick on KayinStorm anymore. It was going to go like:

Murdoch: Is that KayinStorm in a PR thong?
Face: *shiver* I do not like him in a thong. Pardon me it just seems wrong. Lord of the Rings or Lord of the Dance, I wish to God he'd put on some pants.
BA: MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

And that would have just been wrong.

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM Well, after the "Lord of the Dance" incident, I promised not to pick on KayinStorm anymore. Is was going to go like: Murdoch: Is that KayinStorm in a PR thong? Face: *shiver* I do not like him in a thong. Pardon me it just seems wrong. Lord of the Rings or Lord of the Dance, I wish to God he'd put on some pants. BA: MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!! And that would have just been wrong.

Well met! Truly sir, you are a worthy foe.

What do you mean "my haircut looks funny"?

Murdock "And if you look over there you'll see the mysterious unaclocker living in his mountain shack"
BA "Whatcha talkin bout foo'!? I only see Big Foot"

had to take a crack at Zennz and his awesome haricut