Here's for all you Ohio People

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM OHIO IF:

You've never met any celebrities.

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor.

"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island.

You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

You measure distance in minutes.

Down south to you means Kentucky.

You know several people who have hit a deer.

Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.

Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

Stores don't have bags - they have sacks.

You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one
in it no matter what time of the year.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
Example: "Where's my coat at?"

All the festivals in the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or
grain.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer
and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You carry jumper cables in your car.

You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.

You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one
page but requires 6 pages for sports.

You think that deer season is a national holiday.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and
Construction.

You know what a real buckeye is and have a recipe for candy ones.

You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio
as soon as they open their mouth.

You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas.

You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes.

Except for a couple of those, it almost sounds like Fargo/Moorhead up here

"You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and
Construction." <--- LMAO!!!!

You nailed it. Just yesterday my neighbor was hit by a deer. Yes, a deer ran into his truck. Anyway, nice list.

Ha.

Still, though, Ohio is better than Iowa. The only claims to fame Iowa has are the world's largest truckstop and the worst smelling state in the union.

Evidently you have never been to Louser-Anna... sorry for anyone from there. it jsut smells really funny.

Iowa knows it smells. I was driving through one time, and I saw a newspaper where we stoppe for gas. It said "The Smell of Iowa" and showed a picture of a pig crawling out of a toilet. I must find that newspaper again, I should have bought it.

I haven't had to go straight from the AC to heat this yeaar yet, but in years past I have and other than that, yeah that's pretty much Ohio. Although I don't find flanel to be that sexy either.

Sorry that last post wasn't really kayin, he logged on his account a couple of days ago and I apparently didn't notice I wasn't on my screen name. Sorry

New here,

I'm from Fargo. Sounds nearly the same as Ohio.

Hello Phuzun, welcome to PimpRig.. glad to see another Fargo guy on here

Sounds about right. 'cept I'm from Illinois. Damn near all of them hit it on the head(excluding the funeral thingy, and the lingerie thingy)..