Joke of the Day: 05-26-04

IronSerif · 26-May-04, 02:55 PM

Time for some quickies

After having had several drinks in a bar, a man staggers out and starts walking down the road with one foot in the gutter and the other on the curb.

A policeman runs up to the man and says, "Hey! You're drunk!".

Whereupon the man says, "Gee thanks, Officer, I thought I was crippled".

IronSerif · 26-May-04, 02:55 PM

A man sitting in the bar found that the front of his trousers was all wet.

Turning to the man on his right he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?"

"Nope," came the reply.

Then, turning to the man on his left, he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?"

The man also replied, "Nope."

"Then it must be an inside job," he murmured.

IronSerif · 26-May-04, 02:56 PM

And my personal favorite for the day....

A mushroom came into a bar one night. The bartender stepped up and saw plainly that the new customer was a mushroom and shouted "Hey get outta here we don't serve your kind here."

The mushroom replied "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

Spectrum · 26-May-04, 03:16 PM

Hahaha, that last one is soo corny.

lokies_mom · 26-May-04, 06:17 PM

Three thumbs up.

DuplexEmotions · 26-May-04, 06:31 PM

Not bad, but I expect better from you tomorrow!

TYCOON · 26-May-04, 07:49 PM

LOL ^-^ "Then it must be an inside job," he murmured

26-May-04, 02:55 PM		#1 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	Joke of the Day: 05-26-04 Time for some quickies After having had several drinks in a bar, a man staggers out and starts walking down the road with one foot in the gutter and the other on the curb. A policeman runs up to the man and says, "Hey! You're drunk!". Whereupon the man says, "Gee thanks, Officer, I thought I was crippled".

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26-May-04, 02:55 PM		#2 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	A man sitting in the bar found that the front of his trousers was all wet. Turning to the man on his right he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?" "Nope," came the reply. Then, turning to the man on his left, he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?" The man also replied, "Nope." "Then it must be an inside job," he murmured.

26-May-04, 02:56 PM		#3 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	And my personal favorite for the day.... A mushroom came into a bar one night. The bartender stepped up and saw plainly that the new customer was a mushroom and shouted "Hey get outta here we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replied "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

26-May-04, 03:16 PM		#4 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	Hahaha, that last one is soo corny.

26-May-04, 06:17 PM		#5 (permalink)
lokies_mom PCApex's Mom	Three thumbs up.

26-May-04, 06:31 PM		#6 (permalink)
DuplexEmotions Bi P-Hoe-lar	Not bad, but I expect better from you tomorrow!

26-May-04, 07:49 PM		#7 (permalink)
TYCOON Apex Tech God	LOL ^-^ "Then it must be an inside job," he murmured