Well, as I'm slacking off on some projects that need to be done today, I figured I'd check my hotmail account... which then kicked me over to MSN. Which was probably a mistake.

Anyway, their deal of the day is "Top 10 signs you're really in love"... so I went with it's opposite. *sigh* some writers just don't go that extra mile for their readers like I do for you guys...sad isn't it?

10. You find yourself stalking your enemy to places you normally wouldn't go.

9. You find yourself in the library reading medical books on the quickest way to end a human life...

8. You find yourself humming the theme from "Jaws".

7. You blow your budget on weapons... you don't think about it, you're not expecting to come back to your old life after the deed is done anyway!

6. You can finally sleep well, knowing that it's only a matter of time before things come together...

5. People start avoiding you where-ever you go. People will take the stairs to avoid being on the elevator with you. You're radiating psychosis...

4. You find yourself hitting match.com for an alibi...

3. You walk into the local gun shop and the clerk greets you by name.

2. You're planning on going after your enemies' family, friends, pets and everything else connected to them.

And the number one sign that you REALLY hate someone is...

1. Their blood on your fingers...


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I love it Dark. So many time I've wanted to use my brick of a lit book to knock some knowledge into people. Luckly I haven't done 9 of those things. That jaws theme is just so catchy!