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21-May-04, 02:54 AM
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| Apex Tech Demi-God  |  From the bottom of my heart... Has there ever been a time in your life where there was something important you wanted to tell someone, but you could never really find the right words? Well, for those times, a nice (overpriced) Hallmark card would do the trick! Unless, your message is something like those below… Top 10: Cards You Wouldn’t See In Hallmark 10. “Congratulations on getting married! It’s a shame nobody likes your wife.” 9. “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you. I’ve changed my mind!” 8. “As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you’re not here to ruin everything for me.” 7. “Thanks for being a part of my life. I never knew what evil was before this!” 6. “As you grow older, Mom, I think about all the gifts you’ve given me.. Like the need for therapy.” 5. “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.” 4. “Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! Did you ever find out who the father is?” 3. "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." 2. “If I only get one thing for Christmas, I hope it’s your sister.” 1. "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." Aaannnnd that's a wrap! See y'all tomorrow.  Last edited by Anathema; 21-May-04 at 02:56 AM.. Reason: My skills with punctuation are t3h suxx0r | |
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