For those of you who are old enough, you've probably hit the bars a few times in your day. During your visits to such places, it's highly likely you have seen people doing things that make you either shake your head, or fill you with a great desire to rip your eyes out. Allow me to share some of the things I've seen! This is a short, but sweet one..

Top 5: Things You'd See In A Bar That Make You Cringe

5. Larger women wearing clothes that are meant to be worn by teenagers. Petite teenagers.

4. People who swing dance to the Electric Slide, or some other R&B or Rap song that does not call for it.

3. Older men who come to the club in their pajamas.

2. Severely drunk people playing hardcore tonsil hockey in the middle of the dance floor, much to the dismay of people who are actually there to dance.

And the worst..

1. Being flashed by the oldest woman in the club, who has decided to let the girls roam free for the evening. I'm talking 60s. This happened to my twin brother recently, and I just had to share.

Bonus: Experiencing the "pleasure" of watching people who call mimicking coitus dancing.

Ana says: Remember, Kids.. Only YOU can prevent Bad Bar Behavior.

Last bad bar behavior I witnessed was in the tonsil hockey area - two young women........I didnt mind so much.

I've been to bars many times but I never heard of tonsil hockey. What exactly is it?

It's like kissing, only more vulgar.

About a year ago i managed to sneak in a club that one of my buddies worked at.(underage at the time), and managed to experience the worst kiss of my life. Beow are listed the most likely reasons why:
A: She was 42 (not that old, but ole girl had been left out to dry too many times)
B: I was 20 at the time and only 2 years older than her oldest son.
C: She weighed in at a petite 200 lbs., and only being 5'2", she was smokin
D: She tasted like cigarettes, Lt. Dan

All these factors were the reason that i do not sit down at the bar anymore, especially in little white trash bars. I was sittin there explaining to this heavy why i had hickies on my neck, and who put them their. She replied how did she put them there when your so big, hehe im 6'6" dont get the wrong idea, I calmly replied," I guess she just laid it on me." That was my biggest mistake the whole night. She spun me around in my barstool and said, "What like this?", and preceeded to stick her ash covered tongue down my throat. Ahhhh that was disgusting.

In case your wondering though, i did manage to resist temptation and push her away, but some of my buddies that were there still claim that i kissed her back for a few seconds.

Quote: Originally Posted by Sparky D: She tasted like cigaretted Lt. Dan

Why do you know what LT. DAN tastes like?

I am the captain of the tonsil hockey team!

Around here we only drink and get into large brawls between the fishermen/processors vs the loggers. For the record we normally win. Go DCCP! And Y'all's company has a baseball team.

Quote: Originally Posted by Im_Gumby Why do you know what LT. DAN tastes like?

Cause im a bad, bad man.

The only drunken memories I have are good ones, maybe that's caus I don't do the bar scene much and I usually just drink with friends!

Quote: Originally Posted by Iateronmly Around here we only drink and get into large brawls between the fishermen/processors vs the loggers. For the record we normally win. Go DCCP! And Y'all's company has a baseball team.

And hell yeah it's a good ol' time... Drinking and Dry land is not a crime...
just add a few plowed loggers and it seems to be a great time till the jail door slams...

I had this idea the other day and I think that someday it's going to make me rich. I was sitting at my local bar with some friends when we ran out of beer! I went up to the bar, but did not get any service. The bartender was occupied by a group of people at the other end of the bar, presumably her friends. I waited and waited. I knew she saw me, but just didn't care. That's when the idea hit me. Bartender darts! They're just like regular bar darts, except that they are imprinted with your table number and are fitted barbed tip, like a fish-hook. You throw a dart at your waitress/bartender and it's sure to get their attention! I'll bet that bartender will never neglect her customers again.

Quote: Originally Posted by Anathema ... 2. Severely drunk people playing hardcore tonsil hockey in the middle of the dance floor, much to the dismay of people who are actually there to dance. ...

lol and 8 out of 10 times you don't even know their name or never see them again. Breaks my heart everytime haha

Quote: Originally Posted by Anathema ... Ana says: Remember, Kids.. Only YOU can prevent Bad Bar Behavior.

I don't think I can prevent it...everyone is always pushing that extra bottle in front of me. I'm too much of a nice guy not to accept it lol

hehe good list