Well the weekend is over, back to monday again

Time to kick the week off with some jokes!

A young Irishman sat at a pub in the New World drinking beer and conversin'
with the barkeep. Another comes in and sits besides him. He says how you do
and hears the lilt and says you be Irish? Yes I am. The first man yells
barkeep give us another round and one for my friend here he's from the mother
country as well. The second man asks-so where in the old country ye from.
Dublin responds the first. Dublin you say - so am I and the second man
hollers barkeep bring us another round and a shot of your best Irish Whiskey
for me and my friend here. Afterwards the first man asks from where in Dublin
and the second man responds with the street and the first man says well I'll
be - so am I and yells barkeep another pair of beers and Irish Whiskey for
the pair of us.
The phone behind the bar rings and the barkeep answers it. The owner of the
pub asks - how is business. The barkeep responds - not too bad - The O'Malley
twins are here getting drunk again.


Makes me want to skip the work day and go straight to happy hour

A drunk gets on a bus and asks the conductor how long the trip is
between Limerick to Cork. "About 2 hours," says the conductor. "Okay,"
says the drunk "then how long is the trip between Cork to Limerick?" The
irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about 2 hours, man. Why'd
ya think there'd be a difference?" "Well," says the drunk, "It's only a
week between Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long time
between New Year's to Christmas!"


lol..am I the only one that thinks the reason this joke is funny is because a drunk was thinking? hehe