Schools over for the semester, Woo hoo!

I know I'm not the only one thats relieved

Time for the funnies, Enjoy

And on a side note, if you ever order an MP3 on ebay, you have a slight chance of receiving a gun instead. Don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing, lol.

Hear about thew new Batman movie? Then you gotta Check out thew new Batmobile Needs mud flaps if ya ask me.

Tired of the current 7 Wonders of the world? Then you should vote on the new ones! Very upset that I'm not on the list....

And for you sick and sadistic people...

Barbie Doll Coffin Cake

And for you retro gamers....

Sega Genesis Controller Belt Buckle!

Feeling kinda trippy tonight? Even if you're not, this'll make ya sick... It's just a picture withint a picture....but with constant spinning. I'm ready to barf

Check out this Swirly thing

Don't you just hate it when a girl suckers ya in with that cute/innocent look....and then something just happens to her face? Happens all the time.

Check it out!


Love Fast Food? Even if ya don't, if you live in America you shouldn't have any problems playing this game. Basically you relate parts of a logo/sign to the actual fast food joint.

Test your fast food knowledge!

You guys have to check this out...it's a short video clip but it's hilarious. I'd label it as "Work safety Tips".

View clip of a safety hazard

This is upsetting...

Get William Hung ringtones for your phone.

Not sure what Dragon Con is, but here's a bunch of pictures from their "event" Pictures are "safe for work", but are disturbing, lol

No matter what time of the day it is...I can always go for a quickie or two


Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron".
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."


A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."


I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Well Time for bed.

I'll post a few jokes throughout the week though, but in the meantime, I leave you with this:


An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and say, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says,"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains really hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he soils the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides"

Night everyone!