This is round thirteen of sixteen in the PimpRig World Championship Caption Competition. Points are awarded down to eighth place, and those points are carried forward into future rounds, the eventual champion will be crowned some time around July 2004.

The eventual winner will get a token prize (a choice of anything up to $15 from the PimpRig store, homestarrunner.com or thinkgeek.com {if the winner is in North America}, - or - a choice of anything up to £10 from Firebox or Cybercandy {if the winner is in Europe}).

I'm also hoping for a sig for the winner & second & third place finishers - you can check out the progress on that here

A reminder of the last pic:


As I'm sure you remember, ZENNZZO was to be the guest judge for the round. but due to personal circumstances he wasn't able to sort through the entries.
Lokie stepped up to the plate at the last minute though, so you can blame him if you don't like the results


The results:

10 points for first place: KayinStorm
"Nah, man, ya got it all wrong.
Wha?
Ummm, this sock...isn't for feet...
What's it for then?
.....Well, Jonny English sure seems to know a lot about it, go ask him...I think he gets a lot of use out of his....."

... thanks a lot, lokie

8 points for second place: AntiM
"No....I won't do that Murdoch. But I will give you 50 bucks for that old school Pimprig t-shirt you're wearing."

6 points for third place: FoeHammer
"Hannibal: " Now, now Murdoch. I'm sure you didn't catch anything from that goo that was in the sock. Those PR folks are very clean."
Murdock: " Clean?....Clean?!?! ...Cripes man, haven't you ever see those people?!?"
Hannibal: " Well, now that you mention it.........yeah, you better get tested.""

5 points for fourth place: FeRaL
"There there Microsoftman, don't cry. We all make @ss' out of ourselves every now and again...";

4 points for fifth place: FunkyFresh
"Hannibal: "C'mon, we talked about this. You can have the Sock back next week."?[/B]

3 points for sixth place: pimp_joose
" Roscoe: "There, there, Mursock...don't cry...accidents happen." ;

2 points for seventh place: Im_gumby
"Hannibal: Ya know Murdoch, this may be a bit unusual, but I must confess.... I get extremely aroused by pictures of fluffy bunnies.";

1 point for eighth place: ducati748r
"hey there murdoch don't cry.... it's not that small.";




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The championship position so far:

1: Im_gumby: 63 points, 1 win
2: AntiM: 49 pts, 2 wins
3: Ducati748r: 39 pts, 2 wins
4: Pimp_joose: 32 pts, 1 win
5: Godfoot: 27 pts, 1 win
6: Foehammer: 27 pts
7: KayinStorm: 22 pts, 1 win
8: Anathema: 18 pts, 1 win
9: Hurt Me Plenty: 17 pts
10: Lokie: 16 pts
=11: Putwig, FeRaL: 13 pts each
13: ZENNZZO: 11 pts
=14: droeblek9, Fu3lman, Slickcam: 10 pts, 1 win each
=17: Darksamurai, Hawklen, j-dogg: 9 pts each
=20: Jonny English, Miststlkr, FunkyFresh: 8 pts eacg
=23: lAnonymousl, Leandra: 6 pts each
=25: Arkangyl, Chrome_Rust, Fantazmic2: 5 pts each
28: Tombozo: 4 pts
29: Cheshiredemon: 3 pts
=30: TiZakit, benjaminrhs666: 2 pts each
=32: Krostillian, Slider: 1 pt


With a further 40 points available, we're down to a mere six potential championship winners.

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Onto this weeks' pic. As usual, post a short, witty caption for the pic below (no vulgarity {why do I bother saying that each time?} or profanity). You can enter as many times as you like, but only your "best" entry will count.

The pic:







This round will close on the 21st of May, and the results & next round will appear on the 4th of June.

Turtle: You know, I must admit....

Fluffy bunnies really turn me on.

Turtle: ...and the weirdest thing of all... they used the sock for something other than wearing on their feet!

Bunny: Hey! You're not pooping in that water, are you?

Turtle: Yeah, why?

Bunny: DAMNIT! I was just drinking out of there!

Solid-Necro and j-dogg square off for another round of PR benchmark competition.

Here we are at the PR home for emotionally disturbed children of movie animals. Let's listen in:


Bugs Jr.: Yeah my dad's a whack job. I've got 5692 brothers and sisters, yet dad is still dressing in women's clothing all the time. It's kinda sad really.

Gamera Jr: At least your dad's not a boozer. I hardly ever see my dad. Every couple of years, he wakes up, gets so stinking drunk on Mezcal fire shoots out his @$$. Then he levels Tokyo, eats a twinkie factory and goes back to sleep for a couple of more years. It's no wonder mom is shacking up with Godzilla.

Bunny: Why are turtles so slow?
Turtle: Well, it's because our arm muscles are connected to our bladders, and if we raise them higher than this, we cut loose.
Bunny: Higher than what?
Turtle: Higher than this... oh crap.

Turtle: Y'all best watch out, them Duke boys are fixin' to get you fer dinner.

Turtle: Wanna race?

Turtle: So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." And I did, which was cool, but then I got reincarnated as a f-ing TURTLE! What good is total consiousness when you're stuck in a shell?

Rabit: It's HOW big?!

or


Rabbit: That's one hell of a turtle shell man!


Last one:

Turtle: "Be wewwy, wewwy qwiet!"

bunny: hey! this isnt the mens room!

Turtle: Didja hear? The Unaclocker's got an A64-M. He stripped the heatspreader off.
Bunny: Really? WILL THE MADNESS NEVER END????

Rabbit: So, you're the last of your species. That must suck.

Turtle: Ya dood, I was like, "Yo, biatch, once you go turtle, ya never go back"

Rabbit: Fo' rizzle?

Turtle: Ya man, fo' rizzle my nizzle.

...hrmm...32hours awake..does this make sense?

Turtle: Sheeeiat. My colostomy shell just burst.

Rabbit: Thats fooking sick dood.

Even as she leaned in for that first kiss, fluffy wondered if it would even be scientifically possible to consummate their new love. What would people say? What would people think? And just where does a tortoise keep his wang?

The young rabbitt was shocked, and just a little intriqued, at the reptiles interest in her "fine piece of tail".

Rabiit: Damn! That's huge!
Turtle: You should see me when it's warmer out.

Rabbit: "Bah-weeb-grana-weeb-ninny-bon"

Turtle: "Bah-weeb-grana-weeb-ninny-bon?"


(Sorry guys, I got nothin' here )


Btw, can anyone guess what movie that phrase is from?