Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but whats wrong down there?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.


Ewww

LMAO!!! that managed to be both amazingly funny and disgusting at the same time. congrats!

haha ive never laughhed that hard out loud at joke that i read in text before. DEFINATLY gona tell that one to my spanish class, if i get in trouble though its your fault!

Right Bob, thats like downloading somebody's registry tweeks and getting mad at them when it F**KS up your computer.

dont worry, i told it wen the teacher was out of the room.

LMAO! That is just wrong on so many levels!

oh i would never do that to anyone lol.
my name in real life aint bob, but my online name is.