Joke of the Day: 05-05-04

IronSerif · 05-May-04, 01:07 PM

Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone! Don't drink too much todoay

Well just walked into class...stuck in traffic for 30 mins...but here's a quickie

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.

"Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.

"I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him."

"And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg.

"Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly.

"And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"I'll be Bach," said Arnie.

AltoNova1 · 05-May-04, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by IronSerif


	"I'll be Bach," said Arnie.

lol, i shoulda seen that one coming

FeRaL · 05-May-04, 02:14 PM

Ouch that hurt my face (makes note not to read jokes until after I get my stitches out of my cheek...)

SexyPants · 05-May-04, 07:56 PM

I LOLed there Iron. You can bet on me telling that to others

Spectrum · 05-May-04, 08:01 PM

omg, thats awesome!

IronSerif · 05-May-04, 08:12 PM

haha I know I know..it was a cheap one....ah well

IronSerif · 06-May-04, 09:40 AM

someone in another forum posted this and I figured it belonged with the cheap joke I posted yesterday

50 cents grandma knitted him a sweater for christmas,
what did 50 cent say?

gee you knit?

Spc. Forces Bob · 06-May-04, 10:28 PM

lol, thats a pretty good one.

SexyPants · 06-May-04, 10:46 PM

I told everybody I know the first joke. Surprisingly, they all even laughed

05-May-04, 01:07 PM		#1 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	Joke of the Day: 05-05-04 Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone! Don't drink too much todoay Well just walked into class...stuck in traffic for 30 mins...but here's a quickie Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.

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FeRaL Mutant Moderator	Ouch that hurt my face (makes note not to read jokes until after I get my stitches out of my cheek...)

05-May-04, 07:56 PM		#4 (permalink)
SexyPants 5-Hoe-1 Jeans	I LOLed there Iron. You can bet on me telling that to others

05-May-04, 08:01 PM		#5 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	omg, thats awesome!

05-May-04, 08:12 PM		#6 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	haha I know I know..it was a cheap one....ah well

06-May-04, 09:40 AM		#7 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	someone in another forum posted this and I figured it belonged with the cheap joke I posted yesterday 50 cents grandma knitted him a sweater for christmas, what did 50 cent say? gee you knit?

06-May-04, 10:28 PM		#8 (permalink)
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06-May-04, 10:46 PM		#9 (permalink)
SexyPants 5-Hoe-1 Jeans	I told everybody I know the first joke. Surprisingly, they all even laughed