Top 10 Things You Wouldn't Want to Confuse

Jonny English · 04-May-04, 04:35 PM

1 - A chicken egg & a dog's egg;

2 - Certain song lyrics - Consider "Purple Haze": "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" vs "Excuse me while I kiss this guy";

3 - Fluoride toothpaste & hydrofluoric acid;

4 - MPH and KPH;

5 - Preparation H (a treatment for piles) with Deep Heat (a heat treatment for muscular aches) ;

6 - The clutch lever & front brake lever on a bike;

7 - Which side of the road you're meant to drive/ride on;

8 - Teddy bears & Grizzly bears. A teddy is cute, whereas a Grizzly will rip your face off if you try to cuddle it or give it a sniff of a pic-a-nic basket;

9 - 130V AC & 12V DC ... which just happen to be the output & input voltages for neon string regulators...

10 - A good idea for a "top 10" (where the ideas come easily) & a bad one (like this).

unholy · 04-May-04, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonny English


	Preparation H (a treatment for piles) with Deep Heat (a heat treatment for muscular aches)

I dunno... Would you rather confuse Preparation H and Deep Heat or Preparation H and toothpaste...?

Joose · 04-May-04, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by unholy


	I dunno... Would you rather confuse Preparation H and Deep Heat or Preparation H and toothpaste...?

At least the bungholio will be minty fresh...

unholy · 04-May-04, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pimp_joose


	At least the bungholio will be minty fresh...

I was thinking the other way round...

Jonny English · 04-May-04, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by unholy


	I dunno... Would you rather confuse Preparation H and Deep Heat or Preparation H and toothpaste...?

The latter is merely unpleasant, the former would put you in the emergency room ... where the Doctors would whistle Jonny Cash's "Ring of Fire", just to wind you up

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j-dogg · 04-May-04, 05:33 PM

How about the front brake levers and rear brake levers on a road bike, yes it is possible, my Traveler got wrecked from someone who was high on pot and whacked the wall where i was working at the time, asshat just jumped right on it after i got off, fixed it with a blow torch and some muscle

kornmart · 04-May-04, 09:05 PM

"I think Preparation H feels good on the hole!"
- Dr. Evil

ZENNZZO · 04-May-04, 09:27 PM

...how about after driving a standard transmission for years, then getting a automatic...first panic stop you go to make you smash the brake pedal with your left foot, thinking it's the clutch, then stomping it further with the right? talk about panic stop?

Twizted · 04-May-04, 11:35 PM

hmmmm...
My Arse with a Hole in the ground..

lol..
Well dad always told me "Boy... sometimes I wonder if you know your a$$ from a hole in the ground" When I would do something he thought was stupid.. lol

hmmmm what else..
Unmarked Cop car with a Civilian (I done this ones.. locked emergency break and lit so much white smoke with the front tires on my Pulsar that he was chocking when he flashed his lights... Which was kool because the smoke make the light look like a disco ummm anyway

)

Thanks all I can think of.. umm..... yeah thats it..

04-May-04, 04:35 PM		#1 (permalink)
Jonny English Etiquette & English Gentleman	Top 10 Things You Wouldn't Want to Confuse 1 - A chicken egg & a dog's egg; 2 - Certain song lyrics - Consider "Purple Haze": "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" vs "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"; 3 - Fluoride toothpaste & hydrofluoric acid; 4 - MPH and KPH; 5 - Preparation H (a treatment for piles) with Deep Heat (a heat treatment for muscular aches) ; 6 - The clutch lever & front brake lever on a bike; 7 - Which side of the road you're meant to drive/ride on; 8 - Teddy bears & Grizzly bears. A teddy is cute, whereas a Grizzly will rip your face off if you try to cuddle it or give it a sniff of a pic-a-nic basket; 9 - 130V AC & 12V DC ... which just happen to be the output & input voltages for neon string regulators... 10 - A good idea for a "top 10" (where the ideas come easily) & a bad one (like this).

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04-May-04, 05:33 PM		#6 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	How about the front brake levers and rear brake levers on a road bike, yes it is possible, my Traveler got wrecked from someone who was high on pot and whacked the wall where i was working at the time, asshat just jumped right on it after i got off, fixed it with a blow torch and some muscle

04-May-04, 09:05 PM		#7 (permalink)
kornmart Apex Master Tech	"I think Preparation H feels good on the hole!" - Dr. Evil

04-May-04, 09:27 PM		#8 (permalink)
ZENNZZO Direct Cool Hoe	...how about after driving a standard transmission for years, then getting a automatic...first panic stop you go to make you smash the brake pedal with your left foot, thinking it's the clutch, then stomping it further with the right? talk about panic stop?

04-May-04, 11:35 PM		#9 (permalink)
Twizted Editor/Reviewer/LED Guru	hmmmm... My Arse with a Hole in the ground.. lol.. Well dad always told me "Boy... sometimes I wonder if you know your a$$ from a hole in the ground" When I would do something he thought was stupid.. lol hmmmm what else.. Unmarked Cop car with a Civilian (I done this ones.. locked emergency break and lit so much white smoke with the front tires on my Pulsar that he was chocking when he flashed his lights... Which was kool because the smoke make the light look like a disco ummm anyway ) Thanks all I can think of.. umm..... yeah thats it..