A buddy of mine posted this in another forum...not sure what the title is, but it's peerrttyy funny

Maybe red neck translations to common computer terms? Ok that'll work lol


Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip

solder ---- phrase to descirbe a transaction as in "i solder to the neighbor"
northbridge ------ obviously the bridge on the north side of town
usb ------ descirptive phrase as in "u's b a big redneck"
molex ----- the brand of watch most commonly worn
RAM ----- a model of car
led ---- name of the cousin you banged last night (pronounced elly dee)

Hope you are kidding about a trot line duck. If not, it is a fishing thing. Its like a line you can leave secured to something sturdy in the water overnight to catch fish. Also some people refer to fishing lines to catch fish taht are left attached to the boat while traveling.

ahahah the modem one had me