Well with a weekend full of studying....time to take a break to post the funnies!

Enjoy

And on a side note...

Please remember...Playing with fireworks is dangerous!

To kick this weeks funnies off, we'll start off with some small video clips.

This dude is my hero....he downs a pint of beer in like 2 seconds. I found a new goal in life

Click here to watch this drinking machine

This next clips is pretty awesome as well. Nike has found a new way to advertise their shoes....make'em transform into some super huge robot.

Moral of the Story: IF you see a big big shoe, RUN!

Click here to watch this nike shoe act like a Transformer.

I don't think those spinner shoes have much against this thing...

I think we could all use a bit of flash gaming in our lives eh?

In this first game, you're a turtle on skates...

ok stay with me...

You skate around the rink and pick up these stars that you try to throw at objects that are worth points.

You guys hafta play this game, it's pretty wild. Took me about two tries to get the hang of it, but it's pretty addicting

Click here to play Turtle Hurdle!

This next one is pretty fun too, a lil bit easier. Basically there are three squirrels that are blocking a goal, and you try to flick nuts at'em! How great is that

Click here to play the peanut game!

Time to throw in some misc. stuff

First is a lil audio clip. Basically a radio station is holding a contest for 100 Grand...but what the winner doesn't know is....the contest is for a candy bar!

YOu guessed it, winner of contest is not happy

Click here to listen! Has some adult language, but it's bleeped out


Tired of having people steal your banana? Me too! Time to put an end to it....

Buy your very own....Bananaguard

Please get your minds out of the gutters

How NOT to write metaphors (Part I):

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer.

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre.

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

Well time to hit the books again

Thanks for viewing! I'll leave you with this...

Going to a mine field and want to know the best way to sweep it out? Send in our favorite purple dinasour...

Click here to play Barney Mine Sweeper!

Goodnight

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif This next one is pretty fun too, a lil bit easier. Basically there are three squirrels that are blocking a goal, and you try to flick nuts at'em! How great is that Click here to play the peanut game!

Yeah it was included in the latest set of PR Arcade's new games

Cool good call

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif How NOT to write metaphors.

The most basic reason not to write metaphors like these is that none of them is actually a metaphor. They are all similes (or comparisons, if you will).

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Quote: Originally Posted by unholy The most basic reason not to write metaphors like these is that none of them is actually a metaphor. They are all similes (or comparisons, if you will). Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

haha yeah I looked at them this morning when I woke up and figured that out.

I guess thats what happens when you copy and paste at 2am in the mornin

Can't trust these joke sites now-a-days eh

Still don't have enough poop in your life...

then buy this

HAHAHHA that 100grand one had me splitin my sides.

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif Still don't have enough poop in your life... then buy this

hahahahaha that's funny sh*t! sorry, couldn't help myself

Quote: Originally Posted by AltoNova1 hahahahaha that's funny sh*t! sorry, couldn't help myself

lol! no crap