This is round twelve of sixteen in the PimpRig World Championship Caption Competition. Points are awarded down to eighth place, and those points are carried forward into future rounds, the eventual champion will be crowned some time around July 2004.

The eventual winner will get a token prize (a choice of anything up to $15 from the PimpRig store, homestarrunner.com or thinkgeek.com {if the winner is in North America}, - or - a choice of anything up to £10 from Firebox or Cybercandy {if the winner is in Europe}).

I'm also hoping for a sig for the winner & second & third place finishers - you can check out the progress on that here

A reminder of the last pic:

NOT THIS PIC FU3LMAN - THE _OTHER_ ONE!

As I'm sure you remember, Red02 was the guest judge for the round: a big thanks to him for taking the time to sort through all the entries


The results:

10 points for first place: Im_gumby
" Murdoch: You know Mr. Sock, the last thing I saw with as much loose skin as yours became the posterboy for Viagra."

8 points for second place: FoeHammer
"Murdock: "At last, I've got the famous PR sock in my hands!!! Muh hahah! Now I can mod anything!!!....... uck!......What the hell is this goo on the inside?"
Narrator: "Yes...poor Murdock found out what the PR sock was used for....the hard way.""

6 points for third place: AntiM
"Emotionally shattered by Sherrie Lewis's death Lambchop reluctantly teams up with former A-team star Dwight Schultz. But due to Schultz's penchant for wearing table cloths and Lambchops downward spiral into alchohol and drug abuse, the act was doomed. Here they are in one of Lambchops last performances before she died of lung cancer performing an old Abbott and Costello routine.
Schultz: Who's on first?
Lambchop: How the hell should I know, I'm a sock for chrissakes...got a light?
Schultz: What's on second?
Lambchop: You lit the filter you dumbass. And get your hand outta my a$$ you whack job.
Schultz: Third base?"

5 points for fourth place: Hurt Me Plenty
"Ah, yes. Still moist, just the way I like it.";

4 points for fifth place: FunkyFresh
"In his early years, he was ashamed of it. But after his "Queer Eye" makeover, the hook became the symbol -- nay, the very essence -- of Peter Pan's arch-nemesis."

3 points for sixth place: KayinStorm
" Roscoe: "A fine example of the little-known trend of "sock pr0n", in this one bondage is explored, as well as some more extreme feats. Viewer discretion is advised." ;

2 points for seventh place: putwig
"Not wishing to be recognized, a well disguised Kayin shares a post-coital smoke with the dirty, worn PR sock.";

1 point for eighth place: pimp_joose
"Masked Table-Cloth Man: "But isn't an ASSHAT* just pants?"
* TM, Hawklen Industries" ;




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The championship position so far:

1: Im_gumby: 61 points; 1 win
2: AntiM: 41 points; 2 wins
3: Ducati748r: 38 points; 2 wins
4: Pimp_joose: 29 points; 1 win
5: godfoot: 27 points; 1 win
6: Foehammer: 21 points
7: Anathema: 18 points; 1 win
8: Hurt Me Plenty: 17 points
9: Lokie: 16 points
10: Putwig: 13 points
11: KayinStorm: 12 points
12: ZENNZZO: 11 points
=13: droeblek9, Fu3lman; Slickcam: 10 points & 1 win each
=16: Darksamurai; Hawklen; j-dogg: 9 points each
=19: FeRaL; Jonny English; Miststlkr: 8 points each
=22: lAnonymousl; Leandra: 6 points each
=24: Arkangyl, Chrome_Rust, Fantazmic2: 5 points each
=27: FunkyFresh; Tombozo: 4 points each
29: Cheshiredemon: 3 points
=30: TiZakit; benjaminrhs666: 2 points each
=32: Krostillian; Slider: 1 point each


With a further 50 points up for grabs, the number of potential winners has decreased, but any one of the current top 11 could still win the championship.

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Onto this weeks' pic. As usual, post a short, witty caption for the pic below (no vulgarity {why do I bother saying that each time?} or profanity). You can enter as many times as you like, but only your "best" entry will count.

The pic:

YEP, _THIS_ ONE, FU3LMAN

Guest Judge - again !

Another guest judge has volunteered to judge the entries for this round: this time it's ZENNZZO.




This round will close on the 30th of April, and the results & next round will appear on the 14th of May (subject to any schedule changes).

hey there murdoch don't cry.... it's not that small.

Hannibal: "C'mon, we talked about this. You can have the Sock back next week."

"I'll never love another sock like that again..."

"I know, it's hard losing a soulmate. *thank God he quit defiling my socks!* But there will be others...*like Mr. T's sock drawer...*

There, there, Mursock...don't cry...accidents happen.

"So tell me Murdock, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Did you know I used to be a priest?"

No....I won't do that Murdoch. But I will give you 50 bucks for that old school Pimprig t-shirt you're wearing.












Now put Mr. Winky back in your pants.

Hannibal: So Murdoch, about this fetish of yours.
Murdoch: But......
Hannibal: We have had this discussion before and we agreed that it is not appropriate on the set.
Murdoch: I was just........
Hannibal: Now if this occurs again measures will have to be taken to ensure the longevity of the show.
Murdoch: But, I was just.........(screw it!) *smacks Hannibal across the face with his "sticky sock" which distracts him long enough for the Great Escape*
¡¡¡Viva la Revolucion!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM But I will give you 50 bucks for that old school Pimprig t-shirt you're wearing.

Weird.....I saw the P and what looked like could have been an R after it and thought of a PR t-shirt as well........funny, those coincedences.

*** Edited by Jonny English - sorry TYCOON, your entry goes beyond acceptable limits IMO

I'm sorry Dwight, but I don't think that's what the producers meant when they said they wanted you to star with Paul Newman in "Fat Man and Little Boy".







Now ...put the Bald Avenger back in your pants.

Ya know Dwight, I think Howlin' Mad Mor**** is a great porno name. But you'll never break into adult films with Wee Willy Weenus there. Maybe try for a bit part on "Star Trek The Next Generation".








Now then...put the one eyed wonder rocket of love back in your pants.

What the hell is that Murdoch? Is that a tumor?

It's not a tumah!!

Whatever the hell it is, I'd have it looked at. I've run out of euphemisms for you wanker, you got any?

I call him ISHMAEL!



Okay....now put Moby Helmut back in your pants. I'm not going to tell you again.

I'll admit making a grenade launcher out of your p***s pump wasn't my best idea.



Now...put Toulouse Lautricky in your...um...pocket and lets go to the hospital.

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM Now...put Toulouse Lautricky in your...um...pocket and lets go to the hospital.

Haha, I wonder how many people will get that reference.

"You know you probally should'nt wear a speedo while in the park, and you might want to tuck that back in..."

Geez, you guys are perverted ... I'm going to have to use a fluffy bunny pic next time

Hannibal: There's some certain things every man needs to know in life

Hannibal: " Now, now Murdoch. I'm sure you didn't catch anything from that goo that was in the sock. Those PR folks are very clean."

Murdock: " Clean?....Clean?!?! ...Cripes man, haven't you ever see those people?!?"

Hannibal: " Well, now that you mention it.........yeah, you better get tested."