Joke of the Day: 04-20-04

IronSerif · 20-April-04, 09:06 AM

Beautiful tuesday today....so time to start it off with a joke!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath.

The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

IronSerif · 20-April-04, 09:07 AM

Ok, one more

Q: If a blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

SexyPants · 20-April-04, 09:22 PM

I don't want to steal your thunder, Serif, but I've got two horrible jokes that I've been waiting to unleash on everybody I know.

Q: What did Mozart say when they dug up his grave?
A: Shhhh! I'm decomposing!

Q. What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A; BANANA-NAAAAA

(said to the fifth symphony...)

Great jokes as usual, man.

IronSerif · 21-April-04, 09:09 AM

lol good stuff!

Definitely post some jokes if you got'em

Or you can send'em to me and I'll use them for a joke of the day.

20-April-04, 09:06 AM		#1 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	Joke of the Day: 04-20-04 Beautiful tuesday today....so time to start it off with a joke! Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

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20-April-04, 09:07 AM		#2 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	Ok, one more Q: If a blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

20-April-04, 09:22 PM		#3 (permalink)
SexyPants 5-Hoe-1 Jeans	I don't want to steal your thunder, Serif, but I've got two horrible jokes that I've been waiting to unleash on everybody I know. Q: What did Mozart say when they dug up his grave? A: Shhhh! I'm decomposing! Q. What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A; BANANA-NAAAAA (said to the fifth symphony...) Great jokes as usual, man.

21-April-04, 09:09 AM		#4 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	lol good stuff! Definitely post some jokes if you got'em Or you can send'em to me and I'll use them for a joke of the day.