Ugh another rainy day over here...oh well, at least it's closer to the weekend! Time for a joke


An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "They're not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving...now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a com- puter company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant."

"But why? We both got 9 questions correct," asked the re- jected applicant.

"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the manager. "Your fellow applicant put down for question #5, 'I don't know the answer.' And you put down, 'Neither do I.'"

ill let you know what my spanish class thinks of these, there a tough crowd

also ask them....Donde Esta El Bano?!?!?! hehehe

heh, the comuter job one killed, the ohter one no one was smart enough to get i dont think....heh wana know a good thin gto say in spanish, tu teine un pene pequeno

hi, im new here... i got a joke......

Q. why did the cat put a m in the fridge?

A. because he wanted ice to be mice!



HAHAHA!!!!!! and ive got more.......

UMM........... this is not a joke............. sorry but how can u insert an avetar?//????? (picture for forum)

Quote: Originally Posted by sha3bawy_1 UMM........... this is not a joke............. sorry but how can u insert an avetar?//????? (picture for forum)

Try http://forums.pcapex.com/profile.php?do=editavatar