Top 10.. Guess Who's Comin to Dinner?

Anathema · 11-April-04, 02:06 PM

Happy Easter, folks! I'm sure many of you will be getting together with your families for a nice dinner this evening (at least, that's how we do it!), and my article for today is, as you can see, a top 10 that touches on the subject! Here we go...

Top 10: Things NOT To Discuss At The Dinner Table

1. Anything that begins with "You know kids.. I never loved your mother.. *hic!*"

2. Politics

3. Religion

4. School Mascots (If you live where I live, it's a BIG thing, and it will ruin the evening!)

5. Anything that starts with "Mom...Dad.." and ends with "pregnant."

6. Anything similar to #1 that ends with "Yer outta the will!"

7. Your new boyfriend, Bonecrusher, a "reformed" Hell's Angel who just got out of the joint.

8. The new novel you're writing that just so happens to air out all your family's dirty secrets.. but hey, all the names are changed! Nobody will know.

9. Any tattoos or other assorted body mod you might have that are hidden by your clothing (Use your imagination)

10. A new job offer.. at the adult toy store. (This is one I WON'T be bringing up tonight.. heh heh)

That's all for today, folks! Have a great Easter!

walrus · 11-April-04, 03:51 PM

this supposed to b funny?

j-dogg · 11-April-04, 03:58 PM

so true

Spectrum · 11-April-04, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walrus


	this supposed to b funny?

yeah it is. go develop your sense of humor.

Jonny English · 11-April-04, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walrus


	this supposed to b funny?

Yup, and so's this: http://www.photolib.noaa.gov/coastline/line0757.htm

scapegoat · 11-April-04, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonny English


	Yup, and so's this: http://www.photolib.noaa.gov/coastline/line0757.htm

Nice one Jonny LOL

hehe So true Ana

jcarkeys · 11-April-04, 04:36 PM

Man Jonny, that was absolutely hilarious.

Ana, good list, and the worst is if there are little kiddos there and they walk up to "the adult table" and are like "Aunt Ana, what is [insert some "adult" term]"

godfoot · 11-April-04, 08:04 PM

Dang Jonny, I see you're not pulling any punches today...... was funny though.

Oh yeah, had to beat your space invaders score, that was one of my favorite games "back in the day"

Jonny English · 12-April-04, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godfoot


	... Oh yeah, had to beat your space invaders score, that was one of my favorite games "back in the day"

Space Invaders was the first game I played (in 1979 or so), but I'm not surprised someone beat my score here

DuplexEmotions · 12-April-04, 07:13 AM

Mom...Dad...you're pregnant.

walrus · 12-April-04, 08:01 PM

look johnie english and so is this! EDITED - Quack Quack

scapegoat · 12-April-04, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walrus


	look johnie english and so is this! EDITED - Quack Quack

Ummm not really.... did you misplace your sense of humor? Dont worry you can buy one Here Cheap

DuplexEmotions · 12-April-04, 09:22 PM

walrus needs one bad. maybe if we all chipped in......... nah, I don't care about him that much.

Anathema · 12-April-04, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walrus


	look johnie english and so is this! EDITED - Quack Quack

I wasn't going to say anything to you, but I changed my mind..

Look, sweetpea. You might want to re-evaluate your actions on this board before you go around disrespecting staff again. You are not hot sh*t, and you need to get off your high horse. I let your comment about my post slide, because some of it was serious, and some of it was lighthearted and humorous. If you expect people to like you around here, acting ridiculous isn't going to help.

11-April-04, 02:06 PM		#1 (permalink)
Anathema Apex Tech Demi-God	Top 10.. Guess Who's Comin to Dinner? Happy Easter, folks! I'm sure many of you will be getting together with your families for a nice dinner this evening (at least, that's how we do it!), and my article for today is, as you can see, a top 10 that touches on the subject! Here we go... Top 10: Things NOT To Discuss At The Dinner Table 1. Anything that begins with "You know kids.. I never loved your mother.. hic!" 2. Politics 3. Religion 4. School Mascots (If you live where I live, it's a BIG thing, and it will ruin the evening!) 5. Anything that starts with "Mom...Dad.." and ends with "pregnant." 6. Anything similar to #1 that ends with "Yer outta the will!" 7. Your new boyfriend, Bonecrusher, a "reformed" Hell's Angel who just got out of the joint. 8. The new novel you're writing that just so happens to air out all your family's dirty secrets.. but hey, all the names are changed! Nobody will know. 9. Any tattoos or other assorted body mod you might have that are hidden by your clothing (Use your imagination) 10. A new job offer.. at the adult toy store. (This is one I WON'T be bringing up tonight.. heh heh) That's all for today, folks! Have a great Easter!

12-April-04, 08:01 PM		#11 (permalink)
walrus Apex Techie Wannabe	and so is this! look johnie english and so is this! EDITED - Quack Quack

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Dinner time	Im_gumby	Daily Disturbance	9	14-July-06 09:19 AM
What Is For Dinner?	flounder405	Daily Disturbance	9	30-November-05 02:03 AM
goin surfin... Hurricane emily's a comin!!!	p0opstinksal0t	Anything Goes	1	19-July-05 11:42 PM
It's what's for dinner!	Im_gumby	Anything Goes	9	04-November-04 12:21 AM
Web News: Oakley's Thump Mp3 Sun Glasses Are Comin	Lokie	PC Apex Web News	1	17-September-04 09:25 AM

11-April-04, 03:51 PM		#2 (permalink)
walrus Apex Techie Wannabe	this supposed to b funny?

11-April-04, 03:58 PM		#3 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	so true

11-April-04, 04:36 PM		#7 (permalink)
jcarkeys Key Hoe	Man Jonny, that was absolutely hilarious. Ana, good list, and the worst is if there are little kiddos there and they walk up to "the adult table" and are like "Aunt Ana, what is [insert some "adult" term]"

11-April-04, 08:04 PM		#8 (permalink)
godfoot A George Orwell fan...sorta	Dang Jonny, I see you're not pulling any punches today...... was funny though. Oh yeah, had to beat your space invaders score, that was one of my favorite games "back in the day"

12-April-04, 07:13 AM		#10 (permalink)
DuplexEmotions Bi P-Hoe-lar	Mom...Dad...you're pregnant.

12-April-04, 09:22 PM		#13 (permalink)
DuplexEmotions Bi P-Hoe-lar	walrus needs one bad. maybe if we all chipped in......... nah, I don't care about him that much.