Joke of the Day: 04-07-04

IronSerif · 07-April-04, 09:32 AM

Why is my room a mess? Well, it's like this: The principle of entropy states that the universe moves toward disorder. Entropy can never be reversed. And who am I to violate the laws of physics?

IronSerif · 07-April-04, 09:33 AM

alright you guys get one more

Anybody can win. Unless, of course, there happens to be a second entry

Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.

All the world loves a four letter word.

College prepares students to slide down the razor blade of life.

(I like this one)

He who inherits riches shall never know the joy of toiling endlessly for his daily bread.

You can't fall off the floor.

(any my favorite for some odd reason)

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

AltoNova1 · 07-April-04, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by IronSerif


	College prepares students to slide down the razor blade of life. You can't fall off the floor. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

those are my favorite ones. where do you come up/find this stuff? wherever it is, it's great. hope you keep this up for a long long time

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07-April-04, 09:33 AM		#2 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	alright you guys get one more Anybody can win. Unless, of course, there happens to be a second entry Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself. All the world loves a four letter word. College prepares students to slide down the razor blade of life. (I like this one) He who inherits riches shall never know the joy of toiling endlessly for his daily bread. You can't fall off the floor. (any my favorite for some odd reason) You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.