Ahhh... which ticket is our ticket to a shinier, happier, peopl...ier(?) 'merica?


VOTE DARKSAMURAI 2008!

Yes, once again it is time for me to throw my hat in for the ol' election and this time I have a new gimmick!

Hear me out!

MY PLATFORM AS PRESIDENT:

1. I'd like to select Joan Rivers for my V.P. I mean, here is someone I can send out to do foreign policy as punishment to that nation. Am I right?

2. Immigration: I feel that we should build a wall to protect other nations from us... I mean, damn! We're pretty freakin' dangerous yo!

3. Foreign Policy: Hmmm... I think we should send a fruit basket to Chinese, Eastern Indian, Maylasian, and Thai workers... just in way of apology. Past that, I'm replacing the CIA with ninjas... mostly because ninjas are cool.

4. Employment: Perhaps it time to invest a little money back into making American products actually worth buying again? Remember that glorious time when you could actually buy something that said "Made in America" and not wince?

5. Education: I've met some of today's youth and if they represent the future, I believe we are all very screwed. Time to drop some of the rules, get some recess back in there, get a little gym back in there... make the school day a little longer and get our kids back to actually maybe enjoying education... It beats that alternative!

6. Domestic Policy: Can we go back to witch hunts? Turn in your neighbor and get a free George Foreman grill! It can be a gameshow on FOX... C'mon it'll be fun!!!

7. Terrorism: I say if you're convicted of terrorism in this country, you have to spend the rest of your life sorting trash into various recycling bins whilst chained to the floor. No food supplied, so I hope you like rotting organic material and lawn clippings...

8. Energy crisis: I say we need more cars that are able to run clean, but still kick ass. Of course, the ones that do at the moment are like $130,000.00, but hey, if my education and employment policies work, it'll be affordable. Wouldn't you like a car that doesn't require fuel and can still smoke other sports cars?

9. Skeletons in the closet? Moving on!!!

10. I believe you CAN please all the people all of the time! If you WANT/NEED an abortion, go get one... if you don't... then don't. It is just THAT simple!

Yes, DarkSamurai for President 2008. You could do a helluva lot worse!!!

If you're hiring ninja, you need to hire pirates. I believe a strong privateering policy is a key part of an economic policy. If shipping goods in from China has a 35% loss rate and costs four times as much because the crews are scared, people will open the factories at home.

You got my vote!

Quote: Originally Posted by BeetleMan You got my vote!

Yeap you will be my write in...

Quote: Originally Posted by Darksamurai 2. Immigration: I feel that we should build a wall to protect other nations from us... I mean, damn! We're pretty freakin' dangerous yo!

Got my vote

Hmm McCain, Paul, or Obama.... You got my vote Samurai!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by say10(666) Hmm McCain, Paul, or Obama.... You got my vote Samurai!!!

Well McCain's been around for a while....wasn't he the son of Adam and Eve? Think the 2 firstborn was McCain and Able...