Joke of the Day: 04-02-04

IronSerif · 02-April-04, 10:08 AM

Well the last joke of the day was in favor for the females....not this time

REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

2. You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

3. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

4. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

5. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

7. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

8. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

9. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

10. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

11. You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.

SexyPants · 02-April-04, 04:08 PM

Ah that's more like it. Number 4 is great

02-April-04, 10:08 AM		#1 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	Joke of the Day: 04-02-04 Well the last joke of the day was in favor for the females....not this time REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. 2. You can trade a .44 for two .22's. 3. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 4. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 5. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 7. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 8. Handguns function normally every day of the month. 9. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" 10. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. 11. You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.

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02-April-04, 04:08 PM		#2 (permalink)
SexyPants 5-Hoe-1 Jeans	Ah that's more like it. Number 4 is great