This is round eleven of sixteen in the PimpRig World Championship Caption Competition. Points are awarded down to eighth place, and those points are carried forward into future rounds, the eventual champion will be crowned some time around May 2004.

The prize will be some sort of certificate, plus:
a choice of anything up to $15 from PimpRig (here, here & here), Homestarrunner or Thinkgeek (if the winner is in North America),
- or -
a choice of anything up to £10 from Firebox or Cybercandy (if the winner is in Europe).


A reminder of the last pic:


As I?m sure you remember, Lokie was the guest judge for the round: a big thanks to him for taking the time to sort through all the entries


The results:

10 points for first place: droeblek9
" Roscoe: "i'll throw in an extra twenty if you boyz'll squeel like pigs.""

8 points for second place: Miststlkr
[i]"Just 1 ticket away from losing his licence, Luke was desperate."[i]

6 points for third place: Im_gumby
" Bo: So Roscoe, I heard you caught the fella what's been stealin yer
brownies...
Roscoe: Nah, but I'm fixin to... I put this whole bottle of Colon Blow 3000
inta the mix this time.
Luke: *Brrraappp* Oh sonnava bi... *BBBRRAAAPP!!*."

5 points for fourth place: pimp_joose
" WTF? We're in the Caption Contest AGAIN???" ;

4 points for fifth place: AntiM:
" I hate to interupt ya'll boys in the middle of a marriage proposal. But this
here purse was turned into the sheriffs office and I thought it might be one
of yourns.?

3 points for sixth place: putwig
" Roscoe: "If I told you Dukes once, I have told you 1000 times, you just
can't pinch a loaf right in the middle of main street!"" ;

2 points for seventh place: TiZakit
" Your under arrest for a sock in the pants and reallly bad hair cuts."";

1 point for eighth place: hawklen
" Roscoe: "I had the strangest dream. I was in a field with a giant satalite
dish sticking out of my ass, there were aliens, and cows, the I went onto
the ship and Scott Bao gave me pink eye"
Bo: "Dude, that wasn't a dream"
Roscoe: "Son of a Bitch!"" ;




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The Championship position so far:


1: Im_gumby: 51 points
2: Ducati748r: 38 points, 2 wins
3: AntiM: 35 points, 2 wins
4: Pimp_joose: 28 points, 1 win
5: Godfoot: 27 points, 1 win
6: Anathema: 18 points, 1 win
7: Lokie: 16 points
8: Foehammer: 13 points
9: Hurt Me Plenty: 12 points
=10: Putwig, ZENNZZO: 11 points each
12: droeblek9, Fu3lman, Slickcam: 10 points & 1 win each
=15: KayinStorm, Darksamurai, Hawklen, j-dogg: 9 points each
=19: FeRaL, Jonny English, Miststlkr: 8 points each
=22: lAnonymousl, Leandra: 6 points each
=24: Arkangyl, Chrome_Rust, Fantazmic2: 5 points each
27: Tombozo: 4 points
28: Cheshiredemon: 3 points
=29: TiZakit, benjaminrhs666: 2 points each
=31: Krostillian, Slider: 1 point each


With a further 60 points up for grabs, it?s still possible for _anyone_ to win the championship.

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Onto this weeks? pic. As usual, post a short, witty caption for the pic below (no vulgarity {why do I bother saying that each time?} or profanity). You can enter as many times as you like, but only your ?best? entry will count.

The pic:



Guest Judge - again !

Another guest judge has volunteered to judge the entries for this round: this time it's Red02.




This round will close on the 9th of April, and the results & next round will appear on the 23rd of April (subject to any schedule changes).

"Uncle Jesse: yep, those Duke boys were lookin dumber than a armadillo mosh pit, until Roscoe decided to break the monotony by commencing to some break dancing, aww snap yall, the Dukes were being served...meanwhile at autie Maw Maw's ranch......."

Quote: Originally Posted by Fu3lman "Uncle Jesse: yep, those Duke boys were lookin dumber than a armadillo mosh pit..."

There are some of those carefully planned words Kayin was talkin about.
Where DOES he come up with this stuff?

Quote: Originally Posted by godfoot There are some of those carefully planned words Kayin was talkin about. Where DOES he come up with this stuff?

I don't know ... but looking at this weeks pic (the one with Murdoch & the sock) rather than last weeks might be a good idea

"WHAT?"


i win.

Narrator: Behold, a rare moment of indecision between the PR sock and his faithful companion, Masked Gingham.

Emotionally shattered by Sherrie Lewis's death Lambchop reluctantly teams up with former A-team star Dwight Schultz. But due to Schultz's penchant for wearing table cloths and Lambchops downward spiral into alchohol and drug abuse, the act was doomed. Here they are in one of Lambchops last performances before she died of lung cancer performing an old Abbott and Costello routine.

Schultz: Who's on first?
Lambchop: How the hell should I know, I'm a sock for chrissakes...got a light?
Schultz: What's on second?
Lambchop: You lit the filter you dumbass. And get your hand outta my a$$ you whack job.
Schultz: Third base?

In his early years, he was ashamed of it. But after his "Queer Eye" makover, the hook became the symbol -- nay, the very essence -- of Peter Pan's arch-nemesis.

Quote: Originally Posted by AntiM ... Schultz: Who's on first? Lambchop: How the hell should I know, I'm a sock for chrissakes...got a light? Schultz: What's on second? Lambchop: You lit the filter you dumbass. And get your hand outta my a$$ you whack job. Schultz: Third base?

Sometimes I regret farming out the judging

"Here comes ClowN... RUN!!!!"

Quote: Originally Posted by Jonny English Another guest judge has volunteered to judge the entries for this round: this time it's Red02

Guess I should pay more attention

Despite the fact that he knew he was french kissing a sock puppet, at some level, Murdoch was disappointed that it wasn't more exciting.

Sock Puppet: "You talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here."

A fine example of the little-known trend of "sock pr0n", in this one bondage is explored, as well as some more extreme feats. Viewer discretion is advised.

Smoke machine rental: $45.00
Fake Indoor Tree: $29.95
Tablecloth (modded): $5.99

Quality time with your sock puppet: Priceless

Sock: That is the dumbest get-up I've ever seen.

It may have tasted like feet, but after sprees that devastated the cast of Sesame Street and the Muppets, the criminal sadistically known as "Picnic Man" was still hungry for more...

Masked Table-cloth Man: It must be difficult having someone's hand up your ass all the time.

Sock, Shrieking in terror: "Oh NO!!! IT'S THE UNABATOR!!!"

Masked Table-Cloth Man: "But isn't an ASSHAT* just pants?"