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This is round four in the PR World Championship Caption Competition... points are awarded down to eighth place, and those points are carried forward into future rounds.

The championship will run for 16 rounds, with the eventual champion being crowned some time around May 2004.

The prize will be some sort of certificate, plus:
a choice of anything up to $15 from the PimpRig store, Homestarrunner or Thinkgeek (if the winner is in North America),
- or -
a choice of anything up to £10 from Firebox or Cybercandy (if the winner is in Europe).


A reminder of last weeksÂ’ pic:


The results:

10 points for first place: Ducati748r
" HAN: " We're gonna get him before he gets to that moon."
LUKE: " I've got a baadddd feeling about this."
BEN: " Quickly turn around!"
HAN: " Why?"
BEN: " ThatÂ’s no moon."
HAN: " Yea, your right it's..."
LUKE: " OH MY GOD! It's a pre mod."
BEN: " yes it is. A crude attempt to lure us to the dark mod side"
HAN: " Chewwie, lock in the Dremel power converter."
HAN: " LOCK IN THE DREMEL POWER CONVERTER NOW!"
CHEWWIE: " WRAAARR, ORUGHR!"
HAN: " We are caught in a UV reactive beam of some kind. Well they won't get me with out a fight!""

8 points for second place: Im_gumby
" Han lipsyncing - "I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me"
Luke and Ben lipsyncing in unison - "He's just a poor boy, from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity."
Han lipsyncing - "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"
Luke and Ben lipsyncing in turns - "Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go. Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go. Bismillah! We will not let you go."
Han lipsyncing - "Let me go."
Luke and Ben lipsyncing in unison - "Will not let you go."
Han lipsyncing - "Let me go."
Luke and Ben lipsyncing in unison - "Never let you go"
Han lipsyncing - "Let me go. Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. For me, for me!"
* Han, Chewy, Ben, and Luke headbang *"

6 points for third place: pimp_joose
" Luke: OK Ben...this is the part...watch...
Ben (thinking): "Good LORD!!! I didn't know you could do THAT with a bottle, lightsabre & vaseline...""

5 points for fourth place: ZENNZZO
" Tunes WOOKSTER, we need tunes...and "none" of that wookie Rap stuff either...woooooookiieeeee!!!" ;

4 points for fifth place: Lokie
" Luke" Are we there yet?"
Ben "Are you sure you know where your going?"
Han "YESSSSS I KNOW WHERE WE ARE AND NO WE"RE NOT THERE YET!!" wispers to chewy " hey quick PM pimp_joose for the PR map. We need to find out where we are and where the hell we are going"" ;

3 points for sixth place: Cheshiredemon
" ben: "I swear, if that nerd in the front stays for another showing, I'm gonna..."
han: "relax, enjoy the show... he knows it's getting to the best part in the show, and he just finished his 6th jumbo soda."
chewie: "arrhh rgh hhaaaah!" (wonder if his mom knows he's out this late?"
Luke (thinking) "I wonder if I'll ever get any..."" ;

2 points for seventh place: putwig
" Luke: "pssst Ben, float me dollar bill"
Ben: "you must be joking kid, she is hideous"
Han: "you got that right 'ol timer, at least the three headed peelers on Qismit 7 could dance ....... that's bloody awful!"
Ben: "right now your wookie looks pretty good ........ relatively speaking"" ;

1 points for eighth place: FeRaL
" Our Heroes in the V.I.P. Room of the Mos Eisley Cantina...
Han: "Hubba Hubba..."
Ben: "These aren't the boys you're looking for..."
Chewy: (big dog wimpering sounds)
Luke: "I can't seeeeeeee!"" ;


The championship position so far:
1st - Im_gumby (24 points);
2nd - Ducati748r (20 points, 2 wins);
3rd – AntiM (15 points, 1 win);
4th – ZENNZZO (11 points);
= 5th – Lokie & Pimp_joose (8 points each);
7th – KayinStorm (6 points);
8th - Fantazmic2 (5 points);
= 9th – Darksamurai & Hurt Me Plenty (4 points each);
= 11th – Cheshiredemon, FeRaL & Godfoot (3 points each);
12th – Putwig (2 points);
13th – Krostillian (1 point).

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With the preliminaries over, onto this weeks’ contest. As usual, post a caption for the pic below (no vulgarity or profanity pls – I keep saying that but you lot keep coming up with lightsaber gags anyway).
You can enter as many times as you like, but only your “best” entry will count.

The pic:


Example: “OK – here’s the plan: Ben & I grab him, Anakin tells him not to post these stupid black & white pics any more, and R2 zaps him ‘till he agrees”.

Results / Next round: Friday 5th of December.

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While the adults are engrossed in conversation, Anakin can't help but stare at the creature crawling out of Qui Gon's ear and think to himself, "Haven't I seen that in one of those Star TREK movies? And why is Qui Gon hiding his hands under his overgarment, is he fiddling with something?"

QUI GON: ok i know this sounds silly, but that thing i just fought is real. every thing in this movie is really happening...

OBI, ANIKIN, R2: blank stare.........

QUI GON: really i mean it these light sabers and stuff really work. we are no longer on earth, we must have been transported through the camers to this place...

OBI, ANIKIN, R2: blank stare....

QUI GON: why are you looking at me like that.

ANIKIN: i think the desert is getting to him.

OBI: yea he's cracking up real bad.

OBI: listen to me liam, you are doing a movie, none of this is real. it's all make believe.

QUI GON: yea ?

ANIKIN: would you get a grip! i'm a kid and i know this is not real. great my first great movie role and this guy is cracking up. he better not ruin it for me.

OFF SCREEN.......

PRODUCER: listen george if we can just get to the end and change a few parts around we are good.

GEORGE: yea? what do you have in mind?

PRODUCER: well at the end fight sceen we will just kill him off
when he fights darth maul.

GEORGE: great idea. hes just flipping out way too much. ok, good, it's done then. will just tell him that the only way out of this universe is to get killed and he will be transported back to earth. do you think he will go for it.

PRODUCER: yea, at this point he will belive any thing.

Qui-Gon: ...After that, I was never able to look at another Wookie, just knowing what he had done to me...

Ben: That's why you should always be extra-careful about how much you drink at the Cantina, you never know who or WHAT you'll bring home when you have on the ol' beer goggles..

R2: bweeep boop boop squeee squeee! (translation: Honestly! Don't get me started on what happened that night I brought home a Twi'lek by mistake.. HIC!)

Anakin: R2, get your cold, clammy mechanical claw off my butt, or I swear, I'll turn you into the world's biggest Mr. Coffee machine....

R2-D2 must be thinking..."maybe if I just zap the kid a couple times, he might be able to act. The others are a lost cause."

Qui-Gon: "OK - on the count of three we bum-rush George and force him to promise to never direct again."

Qui-Gon: "... then while the admins were at Comdex, a glorius revolution was started."

Anakin: "Why would anyone do such a thing?"

Qui-Gon: "Appearantly, it was to put some 'spice' back into the forums."

Qui-Mod: I'm not dissin' your guys modding skills. But if you want to win the big shopping spree you need to clean up your wiring. The wires coming out of R-2's foot needs to be hidden. And what's with the non-matching drives in front there? Either paint 'em or stealth 'em. The LED's and the telescoping multifunction port are kick arse. But have you thought about bending some plexi and putting in a window? Maybe a few UV cold cathodes? And fans...what about fans? Can't you hear the incessant beeping. That's an over temp alarm. This is a desert for criss-sakes. Slap a couple of Delta's in there. Better yet, rig up a water cooler.

These are things you can not overlook if you hope to beat the Imperial Death Star Mod. I've seen the plans, it's as big as a small moon and is powered by a billion G5 processors. It's evil, pure evil.

Obi-G.Y.N.: True words of wisdom Master Modder. Do you have any other words of advice?

Qui-Mod: Trust in the Dremel young Pad-Hoe-Wans! And oh yeah...lose the Dark Samurai collection pajamas, you look like idiots.

Voice-over by a Sullustan sports commentator sounding vaguely like Howard Cosell....

"Here we are in the 4th consecutive hour of the Jedi Staring Contest. This year is especially exciting, as this is only the 17th time in recorded history that we have a three-way final, and at this point the outcome is anything but certain for defending champ Qui-Gon..."

Qui-Gon: "... the my wife up and left me.... *hic* so can you spare some change or a bit of food?"

Obi: "Anakin, this is why we never EVER use Macs. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it control your destiny."

Well I was try'n to glue a panel on my case when fatsoboob and B-boy came over and offer'd to help."hmmm" I thought "sure why not".......Well to make a long story short my window is attached to the PSU when it was suposed to be on the door. The stealth'd drives are covering the grills. So I said to them "Thanks for the help",and shook hands with them( little did I know they had superglue all over there hands). Well my arse itched......You guys getting my drift!

OK!!!! This is what happens when you shake hands with B-boy and Fatsobob with glue on your hands then scratch your arse!

Qui-Mod: "You have modded well, young Anakin. This one looks a lot better than that tall one-you ever gonna paint it or anything??

Anakin: "Thanks, Qui-Mod. So what did you mod?"

Qui-Mod: "I got a little rig down Mos Eisley way...

Obi-GYN: "The queen's got us all pwned. Look at the polish job on this sucker!"

All: "PUT THAT AWAY!!!"

Obi-GYN: "I meant the ship!"

All: "sure you did.. pervert."

THIS is what they're all looking at....

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HAHAHA OMG!! Thats it!! You win this one.

Quote: Originally posted by Lokie HAHAHA OMG!! Thats it!! You win this one.

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