And I'm not talking about honest-to-God, special olympics types.

Why is it that without fail, every year you hear about asshats that leave kids in the car under the hot sun while they do whatever. People know better than to leave dogs in cars without cracking a window... what makes them think kids don't need it?

I'm all for Darwin Award winners thinning the herd... but tykes don't have a chance.

Quote: Originally Posted by The Oregonian Sunday, June 03, 2007 DAVID R. ANDERSON Sheriff's deputies arrested a Clackamas couple Friday afternoon after finding their three young children inside the family's car, where temperatures had reached well over 120 degrees, according to the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office. The youngest of the children, a 14-month-old boy, was taken to Portland Adventist Medical Center with a core body temperature of 100.5 degrees, said Detective Jim Strovink, a sheriff's spokesman. He was treated and released Friday. Responding to an anonymous call at 2:30 p.m., deputies found the three unattended children -- ages 14 months, 3 and 6 -- inside a car in the Clackamas Promenade parking lot on Southeast Sunnyside Road. A deputy used a thermometer to record a temperature past 120 degrees on the car's dash.

or how about this one:

Quote: Originally Posted by Reno Gazette-Journal Wednesday, September 05, 2007 Social workers took custody of two young boys after police said their father left them in a stolen car with methamphetamine inside. He allegedly was involved in drug activity in a casino parking lot. Reno police on Sunday night were investigating a report that people were selling drugs at the Diamonds Casino parking lot, 1010 E. Sixth St. Officers found Jessie Jay Sadler in the parking lot. They also discovered that the black 2005 Ford Explorer was stolen and inside were his sons, ages 2 and 4, according to a report. Police also reported finding a small amount of methamphetamine in the vehicle. Washoe County social service workers took custody of the boys while Sadler was booked into the Washoe County Jail on suspicion of possession of a stolen motor vehicle and methamphetamine, having an open container of alcohol, driving without a license and misdemeanor traffic charges.

My favorite is this one:

Quote: A 2-year-old girl was left in a car in 95 degree heat for two hours at a brothel parking lot on Sunday, Storey County Sheriff’s deputies said. Deputies arrested the girl’s father, Lucien Hoffman of Bend, Ore., on charges of child neglect. Hoffman told deputies he was attending a function at the Mustang Ranch brothel. The brothel’s security guard found the child crying inside the car and took her indoors until authorities arrived, according to the crime report. They told deputies they were unable to find the girl’s parent or guardian. The toddler was treated for dehydration and released to the Nevada Division of Child and Family Services, deputies said. They said Hoffman, who is unmarried, shares joint custody of the child with her mother, who lives in Bend. Deputies said they believe the child was left in the vehicle for at least two hours in 95-degree heat. Hoffman was being held at the Storey County Jail Sunday in lieu of $40,000 bail.

What the @#$@#$%#@!!!! were these idiots thinking?

I'm w/ u on this one, yesterday they had on my local news a women that left her 2 kids under 7 in a car for 7 hours straight. When asked by the judge what did she have to say, she replied, "I left them a battery operated fan...."


They also had on the news a guy that was arrested twice in 24hrs for drinking and driving.

Some people should just be hung, drawn and quartered.

Quote: Originally Posted by 4x0n Some people should just be hung, drawn and quartered.

I prefer the French version.

My mother also told me a good one the romans supposedly used, they cut your gut open, drag out your intestines (only a small part though), tie it to a stake in the ground and make you walk in circles until you drop dead or pull them out.

Its a damn shame that there is no genetic test for an "Idiot Gene". We could then neuter those that have it and save the world from having to read things like this.

Who would you have to laugh and point at?? Drunks aren't funny after a while.

I heard a story about a guy in Fla. that got busted for leaving his dog in the car on a hot day while he went inside a store. Seems it made no difference that he left his 14 year old daughter in the car with the dog! LOL! As if the 14 year old didn't have enough sense to get herself and the dog out of the heat if it got too bad while waiting.

Quote: Originally Posted by 4x0n Some people should just be hung, drawn and quartered.

Not to bring up a racial debate, but one of the more gruesome punishments for slaves pre-Civil War was called "cat-hauling", and that one just kinda strikes me as fitting for some of these DDD's...

I'll spare the truly gory details, but suffice it to say that you take a wildcat in a bag, beat on the bag until it's good and truly P-O'd, then dump it on the offender and let it go to town scratching and clawing and biting...

That would probably be a good way to get the animal-ignorers' attention...

Quote: Originally Posted by GrandpaNoob72 Not to bring up a racial debate, but one of the more gruesome punishments for slaves pre-Civil War was called "cat-hauling", and that one just kinda strikes me as fitting for some of these DDD's... I'll spare the truly gory details, but suffice it to say that you take a wildcat in a bag, beat on the bag until it's good and truly P-O'd, then dump it on the offender and let it go to town scratching and clawing and biting... That would probably be a good way to get the animal-ignorers' attention...

Well, being a cat lover I'd rather pit the jack*sses in a dark room with a badger.

Quote: Originally Posted by 4x0n Well, being a cat lover I'd rather pit the jack*sses in a dark room with a badger.

Any animal with sharp teeth and claws and a really nasty disposition will do...

No offense meant towards any cat lovers out there... I own two myself... One on either side of my fireplace

Quote: Originally Posted by 4x0n Well, being a cat lover I'd rather pit the jack*sses in a dark room with a badger.

Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER!

Oh, sorry, just having flashbacks.

So what happens when you take one of these so-called parents, tie a few raw steaks to their legs and butt and toss them into a 5'x5' room with a starving badger, pissed off tasmanian devil, and a swarm of angry killer bees?












I don't know but it will sure be entertaining...

Quote: Originally Posted by DickNervous Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER! Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER! Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER!

Ooooh, it's a snake!

I think it would be more fitting to wrap them in wet leather and let it dry out in the sun slowly crushing them to death; seeing as this is a sun and heat issue, although i don't think it would be crual enough.

The Romans also use to put people in a sack with a dog a monkey and a snake, then toss it into the river. Aparently panicking animals arn't a preatty site. I don't like it its too crual to animals.

I always though it would be mean to stake someone to the ground and let Dorylus have at them, A fitting punishment for pedifiles and rapest if you ask me.

Or propose the death penalty via a coctail of some nasty viruses such as Marburg, Brucellosis, Venezuelan equine encephalitis virus and perhaps a healthy dose of Botulinum toxin to top it off. Perhaps some immuno depressants should also be administered.

Someone here stabbed their 1 year old nephew in the heart twice. They are going on death row today.

Too bad I'll be paying his room and board for the next 10 or 20 years.

j-dogg:

You could move to Texas, they're supposedly putting in an Express Lane Drive Thru for Death Row... More than three credible witnesses see you do something, you get to go to the front of the line... Yeeehaw!!!

Stupid people need to be locked into a cage with a Big Cat like............this, That has not been fed in a week....

Quote: Originally Posted by DickNervous Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER! Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER! Badger, badger, badger, badger, BADGER! Oh, sorry, just having flashbacks. So what happens when you take one of these so-called parents, tie a few raw steaks to their legs and butt and toss them into a 5'x5' room with a starving badger, pissed off tasmanian devil, and a swarm of angry killer b I don't know but it will sure be entertaining...

And one super pi$$ed Skunk!!!!

Those are all pretty good stories about idiots, but all with a happy ending: They were arrested.

This person wasn't paying attention while driving, kills a man and nearly his wife too...and isn't even cited.

What's even more idiotic is the way the police portray the incident as the fault of the victims, making statements like, “People travel in excess of 50 miles an hour all the time, so any time you mix bicyclists with motor vehicles there’s defiantly (sic) a potential for some kind of hazard.", as if they were fools to use roads they have every right by law to be on, an