I don't understand how theres loads of inmates on death row, how hard is it to kill someone? Seriously, just line em up, pull out your weapon of choice (Sig Saur P228 if your asking) and save the tax payers some money.

To paraphrase comedian Chris Rock,

"...what you need isn't an electric chair, or a lethal injection, or even a firing squad. All of them cost MONEY, repeatedly, over time. What you need is a nice little STABBING chair. 'Sit yo a$$ down!'...

Haha I love Chris Rock, cant watch his DVDs though, his voice makes me want to hurt people.

Quote: Originally Posted by Wordbiker Those are all pretty good stories about idiots, but all with a happy ending: They were arrested. This person wasn't paying attention while driving, kills a man and nearly his wife too...and isn't even cited. What's even more idiotic is the way the police portray the incident as the fault of the victims, making statements like, “People travel in excess of 50 miles an hour all the time, so any time you mix bicyclists with motor vehicles there’s defiantly (sic) a potential for some kind of hazard.", as if they were fools to use roads they have every right by law to be on, and that are commonly used by recreational riders, including the group they were in the middle of. They don't even publish the name of the driver, not even the sex, though they do with the couple. Before anyone assumes that they were doing anything wrong, the cyclists were riding on the shoulder. They may as well have stated that people getting run over on the sidewalk is their fault since cars do have the capability of hopping the curb and we should assume they have the right to do so. Since all of the posted stories involved cars, perhaps making it much, much harder for anyone to have the "right" to own one is the real answer. Idiot+deadly weapon (car)= Dead innocents.

You gotta be ****ing ****ting me. Here that is called vehicular manslaughter. They would be doing hard time for that ****. If I ever get hit on my Stingray, they better hope they either kill me or knock me out cold, or they will be in as much pain if not more than me.

Well actually it is a scientifically-proven fact that alcohol makes you a better driver. Driving while drunk not only makes you cool, but makes you safe because the alcohol relaxes your body and prevents you from making dumb, impulsive decisions like slowing down in school zones and using the blinker. If your friends tell you not to drive home when you are drunk, do not listen to them. They are just trying to keep you from looking cool and impressing all the girls because they want all the action to themselves.

Quote: Originally Posted by Mr. Fiddles Well actually it is a scientifically-proven fact that alcohol makes you a better driver. Driving while drunk not only makes you cool, but makes you safe because the alcohol relaxes your body and prevents you from making dumb, impulsive decisions like slowing down in school zones and using the blinker. If your friends tell you not to drive home when you are drunk, do not listen to them. They are just trying to keep you from looking cool and impressing all the girls because they want all the action to themselves.

I recommend you have something notifying people that that's sarcasm.

That'd be like saying everyone here is too stupid to understand blatent humour. I wouldn't want to insult anyone now, would I?

You already stated your support for certain controlled substances and took a stance against some tenants of civilized society in past threads. There are some of us that would not put it above you to actually believe what you just posted.

Just to play it safe you should end those kinds of jokes with and "end sarcasm" modifier, the "/sarcasm" code is common in this forum.

Quote: Originally Posted by Mr. Fiddles That'd be like saying everyone here is too stupid to understand blatent humour. I wouldn't want to insult anyone now, would I?

Fiddles, I must say that you can sometimes be a real Jackhole, but every village needs
a village idiot.
A VERY intelligent idiot mind you but a idiot just the same.
Don't know what makes you say some of the things you say...

Just MY 2 cents.

mom

HEY, I don't want to start no fight, so no one starts anything OK??

Quote: Originally Posted by Mr. Fiddles Well actually it is a scientifically-proven fact that alcohol makes you a better driver. Driving while drunk not only makes you cool, but makes you safe because the alcohol relaxes your body and prevents you from making dumb, impulsive decisions like slowing down in school zones and using the blinker. If your friends tell you not to drive home when you are drunk, do not listen to them. They are just trying to keep you from looking cool and impressing all the girls because they want all the action to themselves.

Quote: Originally Posted by Mr. Fiddles That'd be like saying everyone here is too stupid to understand blatent humour. I wouldn't want to insult anyone now, would I?

Quote: Originally Posted by lokies_mom Fiddles, I must say that you can sometimes be a real Jackhole, but every village needs a village idiot.

'zackly. I'm an essential part of society.

Quote: Originally Posted by lokies_mom A VERY intelligent idiot mind you but a idiot just the same.

Thanks ...I think.

Quote: Originally Posted by lokies_mom Don't know what makes you say some of the things you say... Just MY 2 cents. mom HEY, I don't want to start no fight, so no one starts anything OK??

Hey no fighting indeed.

Oh, and not exactly the same thing but here...

6abc.com: Kid Trapped in Car During Repossession

Heh shame those people didn't try that here in Qatar. They'd have happily brought back *insert choice punishment here* for them. Arabs value kids above almost everything else and the idea that anyone could do that to a kid....

Maybe its time to get rid of warning labels? A big part of the problem would be taken care by something as simple as a wood chipper.

But seriously, there should be a punishment for being that dumb.

Sort of off topic, everyone in jail, no matter how big or small of a crime should be put to work. Hard manual labor. People on death row should just go ahead and do the most hazardous jobs, the problem could get taken care of sooner.

O man they could totaly make inmates make cloths and crap. Im sick of my shoes saying made in china or my sweat shirt saying made in mexico. I would total enjoy seeing "Made by inmate 034117" on my shoes I might even show a little graditude and send the guy a subscription of PlayGirl or somthing.

These Ppl Need To Put In A Tanning Bed A Left There Like In Final Destiny Thats All There Is To It

Quote: Originally Posted by Dex I don't understand how theres loads of inmates on death row, how hard is it to kill someone? Seriously, just line em up, pull out your weapon of choice (Sig Saur P228 if your asking) and save the tax payers some money.

I AGREE....theres way too much ***** footing around! And this whole every state has a different law bull crap needs to go....its a UNITED STATES right? so we should be united in the laws of every state too. If you kill someone...you should be killed no ifs and or buts about it...I watched a movie in class the other day. They found some bones burried in someones back yard....they were at least 30 years old...they discovered it was an adolescent male. This woman had been searching for her brother for 30 yrs since her father left her and her mother and it was the last time she saw her younger brother. Her father had been telling everyone the boy went to Alaska. Anyway in the end 30 years later they discovered it was her brother and the father admitted in a fight with his son he pushed him down the stairs and he died. He then waited all night to go bury his son behind the house. What did he get? A measely 5 yr prohbation and a fine for a grand. People can kill their own kids and thats all that happens? I don't care whether he "meant" to or not. He still was able to get that out of control that he led to his sons death and should be punished for it not given a slap on the hand. People make me sick!