The attached picture will shed some light.

Okay, I have demands, and I have a lot. Master Serafita Kayin shall be heard. If my demands are met, then I shall be a fair and just ruler, with dancin' girls for everyone. If not...

1. Lots of coffee, and not that cat ass coffee... I don't care how good they say it is. No coffee that came through a cat's ass is going in my mouth.
4. Vanilla coke machine-and a chix0r to stock it.
e. B-boy's terabyte pr0n collection.

wait, on second thought, I want chix0rs. Lots of hot goth/punk chix0rs.

64. SATA drives. lots. Big ones.
r. Admin privileges. yeah.
I. all the MegaTokyo books. and Largo.
$. free MP3s. and an iPod. and a gigabyte connection.
*. A football helmet full of cottage cheese.
86. To be dorm parent at an all-girls high school.
2. I want, uh, more parts. yeah. parts are cool.
321. COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.1415629... I want to kill those frikkin smilies! Dead, I say, dead!
1/2. more chix0rs. and dancin girls.
432. ZENNZZO is hereby promoted to King of America, so we get more dancin girls.
07654. Rogaine. Cause my hair is falling out. Why else you think I like that hat so much?
867-5309. PH34B0T5!
345.3524+2. a shirt that says "C4n 0' m3"
?. Bill Gate's head, on a spike.
666. Sony's lease on Hell.

Also, Duck's convertible and timeshare with FroggieGirl.

That'll get me started, now bring me dancin girls and tattoo artists! How about dancin' girl tattoo artists? Nah, that could be a problem. Bad tattoo.

Oh yeah, I want free ink! ducati, come on!

What, did you think I had been banned? Nah, I was fighting! Making PR safe for my friends here! But, in closing...

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I didn't notice you were gone K

Seriously, where have you been? And what about a rev-hoe-lutionary avatar ?

Ok I'm with you up till the point about Zenn and dancing girls...I think we might actually see less dancing girls if he's overseeing that department, and if not less then definitely old used up dancing girls.

Come on jinx, you have to believe he would at least let us enlist out our own

Ok, believe what you want Lok, but I'm tellin ya I see a King Zenn Harem handpicked from even our enlistee's bro...lol

Leaving us with old frazzled haired strippers that couldnt pick up a dollar using their hands.

Thought I wouldn't look out for you guys?...I gotta deem them safe and sane, ya know...Crash test them!!
I absolutly demand a certain quality...
"RINGNECKS" for ALL my subjects!!
and don't spare the Harley Parts either!!

Zenn king of the world...You have my vote!

i'll second, although the tested dancing girls are a little on the far streatched side......maybe if I tested them.....dont want our king to wear himself out....i am 23. lots to give

23?? Still a pup...
hey, if ya gonna make it this far ya gotta learn to finnish as tough as ya start...Pace yerself, that things gotta last a lifetime ya know.

To paraphrase Jay Leno from his Doritos commercials:

"Don't worry, I'll make more."

Actualy ZENZZO Idont like my chicks "safe and sane". A lil on the crazy scrazy side for me please... You know what I'm talkin about yo!

nice ransom note

Gimmie coffee and the girls..thats all I ask for!

Froggiegirl? have you forgotten about your bish-HOE-ju, or have you gona Jonny on me?

alright kayin the ink is on the way, as soon as you buy me the plane ticket. as for the dancin' girls, well i got them too, so i will need sone more plane tickets for them also.

coffee is good but red bull is better, especially with a little vodka and dancin' girls.

zennzzo for king of america is good, but i claim the title of president of the universe, i will cast my holy light upon all thoes that stand with me. all shall be done to the above demands of the mighty kayin, my new minister of offense.

as my first act there shall be a new dress code.

all women will wear stilleto's and a black lacy thong. sunglasses are of course optional.

remember.... spandex is not a right it's a privlage.

Quote: Originally posted by ducati748r remember.... spandex is not a right it's a privlage.

That only applies to the hot, sexy girls right?

I don't know about you, but I really don't feel like observing 50 year old, obese, wrinkly women in spandex.

LOL...Zenn you know i luvya bro, but Ducati's getting my attention fast...Plus I could use some nice cover work done.

yes the spandex is for thoes hot and sexy girls only. any and all women who are deemed unfit to wear the spandex will be relagated to moo moo's to cover their unsightlyness.

also as of this morning on the ballot for vote is a new law that lets men only work three days a week and states the following:

1. our women will stay out of the modding area when it is occupied buy her man. exception to this rule is that she can only enter said area if she is bearing gifts. ie: modding supplies, beer, coffee, red bull and vodka, and or nourisment.
2. if said woman must enter room she should be dressed accordingly. ie: black lacy thong and stilleto's.
3. in case of modding emergency , said woman will provide the meen's to aquire the needed parts to finish what we are doing.
4. if you come home to a candellight party that your woman is having all of the female guests must also follow the above rules. only exceptions to this rule would be thoes that are unfit to wear the required dress code. there for thoes that are unfit will have to vacate the property as soon as the man arrives.

thank you for your support.

DUCATI748R
PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE.

fine, then the reverse applies for boys:

If a girl is modding, boys shall only enter the area if wearing a leather thong and a collar!