Anyone here remember DigitalDevil? And how he expressed his opinions on other PR peeps of the time to universal acclaim? IÂ’ve wanted to do my own version for a while, so while IÂ’ve already got my asbestos underpants on, here it is.

If youÂ’re not on the list donÂ’t be offended, If I couldnÂ’t think of anything both amusing & insulting you wonÂ’t have gone in Â… + it can be difficult to remember everyone at PR, especially when you have a memory like a Â… um Â… thing made of metal that you strain rice in Â… erm Â… colander? No, thatÂ’s not it Â…

Â… you get the idea anyway. DD never had such a large number of peeps to insult either.

If you _are_ on the list, it means I thought you can take a joke. If not, well, I guess I misjudged you & that means itÂ’s _your_ fault.


Anyway, here we go (in no particular order):

BigAkita
There are two problems with BA:
1 – He thinks he’s always right;
2 – He IS always right.

Lokie
My arch-nemesis in the Dremel vs Jigsaw jihad. Grrr!!

Kayinstorm
Seemingly the result of an illicit union between one of the Bee Gees Â… and ET.

Anathema
Svelt, dark & glossy like a thoroughbred racehorse Â… and probably just as expensive to keep.

lAnonymousl
Sharp as a knife, and may actually be smarter than the rest of us. His posts might come across better if he could hide his contempt for us mere mortals.
Wears a gimp suit while surfing.

Fu3lman
Ass-hoe.

Darksamurai
ATTENTION LADIES: Darksam is the tall dark stranger that the Gipsy at the fair told you to look out for! Send a photo, & your details on a pair of panties to: Darksamurai, c/o Frys, Phoenix, AZ.

Fantazmic2
To paraphrase Luke 15:7, "There is more joy in heaven over one sinner who repenteth than over 99 who need no repentance".
You can bet St Pete is still shakinÂ’ his thang, because, _oh boy_, has Taz sinned in the past.

Kenny
The guy that created the legend of the PR sock. Not seen for a long time, Kenny is believed to be attempting to train a monkey. However, the monkey in question has turned out to be a dedicated recidivist, and requires constant spanking.

ZENNZZO
Hairy.

NoSlak
Scary.

SirDavisCarrots
Some people push the envelope of sanity Â… Carrots blows it across the room, out of the door, down the street & across town.

GlitterKill
Hardly ever around, I guess heÂ’s busy sunning himself on a beach somewhere, spending all the money us impoverished writers earn for him.

Im_gumby
Always busy winning friends and influencing people.

Coelacanth
Not around as much as he used to be, heÂ’s too busy teaching Vogons how to write poetry.

DuckWarrior
Rules the forums with an iron rod, demanding that peeps respect his authori-tie.
Duck claims that he reads every post, but I can’t believe that – after a couple of days he’d be in a straightjacket in a padded cell, alternately ranting incoherently and drooling.
Maybe he is - if that cell had an internet connection, could we tell the difference?

Leandra
Her sig claims sheÂ’s a babe, and who am I to dispute it?
Besides, IÂ’ve seen the movie.
Oink oink.

Hawklen
My word of choice for Hawklen means “annoying and/or foolish person” in current English usage … but in American English it means something way more offensive. He's still a twat.



Sieve !

I knew IÂ’d remember eventually.

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Daaaamn, a couple of those were brutally honest! I like that!

LOL.... I forgot all about Kenny till you mentioned him JE.

That was a pretty good one about him too.

I don't believe DD made it to the "new" forums, but we all can be gratefull he is extinct.

BA's right again of course...lol...Good stuff Jonny.

Still a twat am I? I think you are a frenchman in Englismans's clothing

Sorry Jonny, that was too insulting. I take the french comment back.

Other than that, pretty good....asshat

Quote: Originally posted by hawklen Still a twat am I? I think you are a frenchman in Englismans's clothing Sorry Jonny, that was too insulting. I take the french comment back. Other than that, pretty good....asshat

I'm glad you took that back hawklen, I mean, how could I flame you back? Is there anything more insulting than being called French ?

Sounds like you're taking some of my cues on winning friends there Johnny.

Quote: Originally posted by Jonny English I'm glad you took that back hawklen, I mean, how could I flame you back? Is there anything more insulting than being called French ?

Wearing English clothing?

(I know nothing about English clothes, just sounded insulting. )

Yes, calling someone french is a powerfull insult. I knew you didnt deserve that jonny

well you could call someone a winey french bitch....

Quote: Fantazmic2 To paraphrase Luke 15:7, "There is more joy in heaven over one sinner who repenteth than over 99 who need no repentance". You can bet St Pete is still shakinÂ’ his thang, because, _oh boy_, has Taz sinned in the past.

The King Shall Repent For His Recent Sins. PR Unitiy Was The Result. I Have Been Wanting To Repent For So Long. I Created A Monster , One That In 24 Hours Was Hated By All And Banned For Life.

Jonny, this was some funny stuff and yes BA is ALWAY RIGHT!

Whats this taz you coming out of the closet

Well hell if he is wrong, he's still right. That sounds like Duck too.

Gezz to be admin........ ah my next request will be to be admin.
Then when I tell everyone the dremel is better......I will be right.

JE the martyr?

Man I miss a lot of sh!t on the weekend

Quote: Originally posted by pimp_joose JE the martyr? Man I miss a lot of sh!t on the weekend

Good to see you back PJ - I thought you'd gone AWOL.

Oh yeah, and any post of mine you might have just seen in this thread was a hallucination.

you bastard! I thought I was losing my mind...

I'm a M-F 9-6 kinda poster...

FUNNY ****

Quote: Originally posted by Lokie Whats this taz you coming out of the closet

I'll never come out of the closet since I'll have to hide my face when Members actually figure out my SIN, my creation, my shamefull alter ego which united PR members against one foe. I will be hated and mark for life unless those I have Wronged forgive my EVIL ways.

So Sayth The King of the NOOB!

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hint: gottchapr

C'mon Taz - out with it !

He's a French MAC user, pretending to like PC's.

Quote: Originally posted by pimp_joose He's a French MAC user, pretending to like PC's.